I need another creepy ornament on my tree like I need a hole in my head, but this Mini Skull Ornament looks pretty sweet. Ornaments like this make Christmas look like the day of the dead. Maybe I’ll put a little Santa hat on him or attach him to a reindeer body. This is sure to get me some extra gifts from Santa. Santa loves a creepy Christmas tree. Little known fact.
Tag: miniature
Why Not? Stackable Animal Fetuses
Stackable Animal Fetuses. Why the hell not? They are like building blocks I guess. The building blocks of life. Meet rhino fetus, elephant fetus and hippo fetus. Hippo fetus is the worst. That fatty is always leeching vital nutrients and minerals from the others. I don’t know. Put ’em on your desk. Stack ’em on top of each other. Spin ’em like a top until the fetus is dizzy. I just have no idea here. I’ll have to gestate on it for awhile….
I’ve decided that they are the “in” thing right now. In utero!
Cool Miniature Tombstones
These miniature tombstones are apparently for really tiny people. RIPman. RIP. If I had a tiny hat I would tip it and hold it to my heart. But I don’t. So instead, I’m pouring out some liquor for my tiny homies. Oh s**t, here comes the wife!
Were you just pouring liquor all over my tiny tombstones that are in the dirt for my potted plant?
Just honoring the homies. Don’t be a hater! Besides liquor makes plants grow quicker. Everybody knows that. Except for that shriveled up plant in the corner. That one couldn’t hold it’s liquor. What a pansie! Get it? Oh s**t, put down that vase!
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Miniature Skulls of the Fallen
Oh. Check out these Miniature Skulls of the Fallen. I may be wrong, but I think they got the name cuz some fell down the stairs, another fell off a cliff, another fell in love (Dude fell hard) and another just wanted to stop the world and melt with you, but fell out of a tree. This is basically an instant skull set. If you like that sort of thing, which I do.
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Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships
Guys! Miniature Alien Babies and Spaceships are invading! It’s like a friggin’ alien day care up in this biznitch. They’re all attacking in their toddler spaceships, and with their tentacled, freaky faces. First they’ll probe us up our wazoos, then they’ll steal all of our resources. Probably use us for free babysitting and pay us like crap! Well, I don’t want none of that. I say we shoot ’em out of the sky so there’s diapers and pacifiers flying everywhere.
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