What? Say it again, louder! I can’t hear you over these monsters growling in my ears! When they aren’t growling they are making chewing noises. Put a monster face on each ear with these monster ear muffs. Monster fur has been known to keep your ears toasty as a Pop Tart.
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Get Cleaned Up, Creeped Out: Flying Spaghetti Monster Vegan Soap
This Flying Spaghetti Monster soap is an amazing rasta-pasta at a supa low costa. Only $6. It is even Vegan. It looks like two worms grabbing a wad-full of dirt. Because that’s what worms do. They eat dirt and poop it out of their butts.
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Creepy/Cool: Giant Cthulhu Plush Toy
Everything we feature is creepy. Sometimes it is creepy because it is scary. Sometimes it is creepy because the seller is sloppy(Maybe they laid it out all over their floor which is covered in dog hair or the seller showed their nasty crusty feet in the pic). Sometimes the item is creepy because the seller is running a scam. Sometimes things are creepy AND cool. And that’s what this giant Cthulhu plush toy is.
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Furry Monster Under the Bed
This furry and devious looking monster under the bed is licking her lips and looking mischievous. Hold on one damn minute. I recognize her from when I was a kid. It’s all coming back to me now. The lights would go out, I would play a bit of pocket billiards under the blanket, fart, grade the fart, roll over, toss and then stare into the darkness.
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Indiana Jones And The Satan-Headed Snake-Armed Lord Of The Flies
At first I thought this a was still image pitch for the next Indiana Jones movie that Steven Spielberg had sent George Lucas, during a drunken weekend of money counting and laughing, then crying and laughing again, between drunk dialing all of the Goonies. Nope. This is…just something somebody “threw up” on Etsy.
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