This ham-fisted, smurf colored cherub of doom either tripped and got an ice cream cone stuck in his head or is part unicorn. If those huge hands with their well manicured nails get a hold of you, it’s game over man.
Frame this fine art print up and creep up your living space for $20-$50. I wouldn’t put it by the bed, unless you like laying awake at night, shivering in fear.
WTF? Just what you want to get your kid. A plush mutant dinosaur all cobbled together from various animals. Oh and did I mention that it is pooping Mickey Mouse from it’s blowhole? Hey, it also has cave drawings on it’s skin. Otherwise known as a Jurassic Tattoo.
I know how this guy feels. Reminds me of the time I gorged myself at Disney World. After a half hour of sitting on the porcelain throne, I did a Mickey myself. A huge Mickey. Had some peanut ears and everything. Then I overdid it again that night and did a Minnie, followed by a Donald. Then a Huey, Duey and Louie. I could have held it in, but I ain’t no Scrooge McDuck.
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The world has known many mythical terrors: Bigfoot, The Jersey Devil, The Loch Ness Monster, Miley Cyrus, and of course El Chupacabra. Some say this creature is a government experiment gone wrong. Others speculate that aliens dropped him off on our planet. Personally, I think a stray dog got some bad Taco Bell and instead of getting the three-alarm intestinal fire/three rolls of Charmin runs, like the rest of us, it got horribly mutated instead. What the hell do they put in that stuff?
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Etsy seller MindsEyeCreation makes all kinds of scary and creepy stuff. This evil hell spawn which looks like an amalgamation of all of my ex-wives is called a jar head. Not because he’s a marine, but because he actually has a jar head.
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Snuffleupagus or snuffaluffagus is a special cuddly elephant-something that every kid knew at one time, from Sesame Street. Well, apparently this cuddly and gentle creature has been turned into an ancient evil. And he is awake to terrorize the world.
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