This Reborn Freddy Krueger Doll is crazy demented. Well, now that he’s been reborn maybe they can raise him up right this time. Teach him not to slash people and invade their dreams. If it’s true what they say, that children are our future… We are all f***ed!
Being reborn hasn’t improved his skin any. It’s called proactive for a reason Freddy. You gotta be proactive about it. I mean come on Fredster, are you your parents newborn kid or a botched Dominos pizza? What, you gonna come for me now in my sleep? Come at me bro! Come at me! I got a medicine cabinet full of uppers and I ain’t afraid to use them! Read more “Reborn Freddy Krueger Doll Was A Nightmare On Womb Street”
Yeah, these pieces of Demented Baby Doll Wall Art are pretty nightmare inducing. You can hang your keys from their tiny freaky hands and use them as a coat rack or just stare at them and wig the hell out. I can picture these in my house and I ain’t scared at all.
*Opens the front door after a long day* Daddy’s home babies! *The nightmare creep babies all push through the walls with their freaky little hands reaching out and their heads protruding from the wall. A productive and well behaved nightmare army.* Baby hands grab my keys, while another pair grabs my coat. This is the life. I just can’t get too close to the wall. I must never let them collectively grab at me and pull me into their dark abyss beyond the walls. *Shudders* But seriously, it’s super sweet child labor without the illegality and guilt. Read more “Demented Baby Doll Wall Art”
This Baby Head Theremin is the scariest musical instrument ever. It’s eyes glow red. And since you play a theremin by moving your hands in the air, you will basically look like you are rubbing a creepy baby head for a long time and making a wish. I wish I had a real musical instrument. I wish you would stop looking at me baby! You’re ruining my performance. I wish you were less creepy. I wish I wasn’t all out of wishes!
Just imagine the creepy music of a theremin combined with this monstrosity. It has some kind of fancy sensor on the top of it’s head where the soft spot is on a baby too, making all the weirder. Read more “Baby Head Theremin”
I know you are, but what am I? Hehe. These Pee-Wee Herman And Big Lebowski Robot Coin-Op Animated Machines are pretty awesome, but super creepy as hell. You have to watch the videos below. It will convince you that hell is a real place, because these animatronics clearly have tormented souls trapped within.
When a quarter is inserted ,a doorbell dings (an actual mechanical chime) ,which wakes up the animated Pee-Wee , and the show begins! I wanted to capture everything Pee-Wee Herman in under 2 minutes,so the first half of his performance features the actual TV theme song to “Pee Wee’s Playhouse” , as the animatronic Pee-Wee moves around and “talks” in sync to the music and flashing lights ! The second half of the program features his famous quotes from the 1985 movie “Pee Wee’s Big Adventure”, and he even does his signature dance to the song “Tequila” ,just like in the movie!
Relaxing on his famous rug in his bathrobe,joint in one hand, White Russian cocktail in the other, animatronic Jeffrey “The Dude” Lebowski , comes to life ,moving in his apartment and reciting all of his famous quotes from the cult classic movie “The Big Lebowski” as soon as you deposit a coin into this unique machine !
For the second half of the program, The Dude asks you if it’s ok if he can “Do a J” while taking a hit from his joint as one of many memorable songs from the movie plays!! Real smoke pours out of his mouth as he leans back and exhales, and the tip of his “joint” even lights up!The non-toxic smoke smells nice & sweet, like Kahlúa! Far out ,man….far fuc**ng out!
His head is fully animated, and his mouth moves in sync to all the dialog too.
At the end of the program, he even dispenses you a gumball, says good-bye,then goes back to “sleep” as the lights turn off .”Darkness warshed over the Dude – darker’n a black steer’s tookus on a moonless prairie night.”
A-well-a, everybody’s heard about the bird. Bird, bird, bird, b-bird is the word. I can’t be certain, but I think the Speculum Bird has a gynecological office somewhere in LA. The ladies seem to like him, even when he is feeling peckish.
This art piece is for the birds and is apparently based on a dream the artist had. Now if you will excuse me, I have to go have a nightmare.
