These Cyclops Monster Shot Glasses are terrifying. Take a shot from a monster with a bloodshot eye. So I guess you are taking a bloodshot. Like they do at Vampire bars. You can choose from 12 nightmare inducing designs. You can also use these as candle holders. If you bang this shot glass on the table it is likely to bite you. These guys are up to their eyeball in booze. Know what I’m saying?
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These Terrifying Alien Skulls Are All Teeth
Damn son, you got some teeth. Probably cuz you chow down on all those people you abduct. Or maybe cuz you like to rip into a nice juicy brontosaurus leg while you’re piloting your spaceship, eating them all up until they get extinct. Celebrate ferocious carnivorous aliens with these cool but terrifying Alien Skulls. Put ’em on your desk.
31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs – I’ll Shower Instead
Holy clown sh*t! Now I know why they call them bath bombs. You throw one of these at me in the tub and I’m getting the f**k out! If you’re brave enough, you can get these 31 Terrifying Clown Bath Bombs and enjoy your bath. More like bloodbath! Adding to the visual terror, the smell complete the horrifying theme. They smell like funnel cakes and cotton candy.
Crazy Freaky Japanese Stress Balls With Faces
These Japanese Stress Balls With Faces are so creepy and nasty I don’t even want to look at ’em. But it’s my job. They are little nightmare baby faces that you can squeeze when you’re having a bad day. And I would imagine that everyday is a bad day when you are carrying these things around with you. Squeezing them seems to unleash even more terror. They come in gray and white, but they are equally terrifying and willall haunt your dreams.
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Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp
Looks like someone has been playing in the lava. This Terrifying Burnt Faced Baby Doll Head Lamp will haunt your room and your nightmares. I bet it looks like a scary floating head when all the lights are out. I hope not cuz I don’t want it to float too close to the curtains and burn my shizz down. I’ll be seeing this in my nightmares tonight.