Halloween is a great time of year. The best part? All of the candy and cupcakes. Which is why everyone has a stomachache until Easter. Good times. If you are a connoisseur of creepy cupcakes this Halloween Cupcakes Skirt is the skirt for you. Just don’t eat too many or it isn’t going to fit you for very long. Guys will come up to you and say,”Hey cupcake! Nice cupcakes!” Look at all of those spooky and ghoulish baked goods!
Tag: novelty
Looking Bad To The Bone – X-Ray Leggings
Well, I was going to make a crude comment about an exam, but since everything is right there for everyone to see, I guess that won’t be necessary. Instead, I’ll just say that you have a nice pelvis and those X-Ray Leggings don’t give you a hint of Pelvis-toe, which is refreshing. Good job. You are looking good in the neighborhood sister!
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Plush Cockroach Pillow
Cockroaches will survive long after humans are wiped out from the face of the Earth. So disgusting as they are, I say embrace the cockroach. No, literally embrace and hug this Plush Cockroach Pillow. We may depend on them for survival one day. You probably already have some in your house anyway. Might as well give them a giant plush cockroach God to worship. You can check it out in Graveyardgirl’s video below. It;s in the beginning. Make sure you stick around and watch the rest too, cuz she talks about AtmosFEARfx,which we also recently covered.
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Freaky Deaky Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll
This Ashton-Drake Alien Baby Doll reminds me of that time I was sleeping in my bed and some female alien shows up with an alien baby.I’m all like, “I ain’t paying intergalactic child support. What do you mean why? Maybe cuz you showed up in my room, abducted me, wrecked my poop-maker and then had your way with me? What? No, I don’t want visitation rights-” Then I woke up with missing time and a sore nipple. I think I was nursing an alien baby with my man mammories. Weird. This creepy doll ain’t for me.
Realistic Dead Alien Prop – Possibly In The Throws of Passion
This Realistic Dead Alien Prop looks like it just had some bad Mexican food. Or maybe it’s dying of intergalactic constipation. Actually, I just noticed that it’s clutching it’s alien groin-junk. So it could just be that I stumbled on some alien erotica and that’s not agony, but ecstasy. And now I feel weird. It must be good if it curls those toes. You go alien! You do you!