What’s funnier than farts? Nothing right? Wrong! Animal farts beat regular farts when it comes to hilarity. Combine that with your crayolas and you have a winning combination. The Farting Animals Coloring Book let’s you color in images of farting animals. Man, I can’t wait to make that horse’s fart look like an atomic mushroom cloud. I’m gonna color the whole book in and then give the images to friends as birthday gifts. Cuz I’m weird like that.
Tag: novelty
The Tights Have Eyes
All eyes are going to be on these tights. Cuz they have eyes. So it’s true, the eyes have it. Aye aye Captain. I can’t take my peepers off of those legs. I want to study them. Those legs are the teacher and I am the pupil. I bet her name is Iris. *Sings* I am the eye in the thigh… I’m looking at youuuuuuu. Sorry if that was corny-a. Should have thought about that joke first. Oh well, hindsight is 20/20.
Bone Up On Fashion – Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie
Wear this Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie to the office and get everyone in the Halloween spirit. It’s a navy blue tie with lots of little skeletons. So when you hang this tie in your closet, you have skeletons in your closet. I should say MORE skeletons in your closet. Wear them bones son and look good! Get yourself a promotion and be the top skeleton in your crew!
The Moon Ring
Honey, I love you so much. I always said that I would give you the moon and stars. Well, here is your moon, my precious angel. *Hands over the closed box containing the Moon Ring.* Oh honey, you are the most thoughtful man. I am so lucky to have you- *Opens box as a miniature butt farts on her.* You’re sleeping on the couch tonight! And every night!
Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse
This Betsey Johnson Spider Web Crossbody Purse is perfect for Halloween. It features gold-tone hardware and a creepy crawly silver-tone, rhinestone-encrusted spider. Be the queen spider this Halloween, or wear it anytime. You lookin’ good Lil’ Miss Muffet. You weave fashion like you weave your web. Uh… Not to say that both come out of your spider-butt or anything. That’s not what I meant. I mean- Oh what a tangled web I weave.