Wait, I thought Taxidermy Bat Soaps were soap operas starring dead bats. Ya learn something new every day. These cool and creepy soaps have bat taxidermy type diagrams on them or in them. Your creepy crapper will look great decorated with these soaps. I’m just assuming yours is creepy. Mine is, but that’s only cuz I never clean. On the upside, I have discovered several new strains of mold and mildew. I’mall about forwarding science.
Tag: odd
Cool Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket
This Long Skeleton Hoodie Horror Jacket makes sure that you have skeletons in your closet. For real. It will keep you nice and cozy and allow you to show them bones to everyone. The best part is that at night you’re gonna look like a walking x-ray. It’s made of thick, soft and warm fleece fabric 90% Cotton 10% Polyester and has extra-long sleeves with printed arm and hand bones. Arm and hand bones people!
Stunning Gothic Skull and Rose Lace Choker
This Skull and Rose Lace Choker is a terrifying accessory for a terrifying, but beautiful woman. I’m just assuming. It has a fine black rose lace base with a huge black skull that has red glass crystal eyes, wearing a crown of chains. It’s what everyone is Transylvania is wearing this season. Again, I’m just assuming. You can say to people, “Hey, my skull is up here.” That will be fun.
Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair
Damn, this Dark Ruler of the Underworld Skull Throne Chair is full of bones and skulls, including a skull that would be right at your back. No way I’m letting this guy take a bite out of me while I’m just lounging around ruling a kingdom. It’s perfect for Halloween, your illuminati events, or anyone evil who is trying to take over the world.
Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket
This is a good look for all of you Black Widows. I know that you want to kill the dudes that you mate with, and I’ve resisted so far, but you in this Women’s Spiderweb Bat Flap Jacket is making it very very tempting. I’m gettin’ all caught up in your web is what I’m sayin’. Am I a fly? Did you put me in a cocoon? I only ask cuz I really want you to unzip my fly! Whoa, things are gettin’ hot up in here. Gotta go take a cold shower. You can find the matching skirt here.