This Glossy Skull Shaped Hard Shell Clutch Purse looks awesome. Probably holds more stuff than my own skull. Perfect for a night out on the town, at the cemetery, the morgue, you know, all the cool hip spots. It has a nice metal skull accent in the front and back. Which is nice cuz my skull doesn’t have that. I would carry a brain inside just to be extra weird. Just how I roll.
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Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial
You know I’m all about helping you ladies to look more sexy on Halloween. Not that you aren’t sexy already. That’s why I’m sharing this Gothic Batwing Eyeliner Makeup Tutorial. NOT because I tried it myself and loved the results. And even if I did, so what? It’s not against the law. I didn’t. Just sayin’. Glad we have that cleared up. Batwing eyeliner is smoking hot. Give it a try. You’re welcome.
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Dragon Skeleton Found in China
Dragons! They do exist! Check out this Dragon Skeleton Found in China. A bunch of villagers discovered this dragon skeleton in China. It is sixty-feet-long with a horned skull, a pair of dinosaur-like arms, and tons of rib bones. Man, all that sweet rib meat is just gone. No sign of wings though, so I’m thinking long ass devil snake. Is it a hoax? I have no idea. Probably just these villagers playing a realistic game of D and D. I feel sorry for the guy who rolls low on initiative when it comes time to clean that up.
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This Alien Crop Circle Necklace Is No Hoax
*Walking along a field. Spots a cop circle. Checks it against my Alien Crop Circle Necklace.* Oh yeah. That’s alien alright. I think it means, “We came from Uranus”. Wait, that’s a mistranslation. It means, “We come for your anus!” Big difference there. Also, “To Serve Man” is a cookbook. This necklace is stunning and stylish, with an important message for mankind, which I have just deciphered for you. You’re welcome.
Nice Wings – Cute Bat Girl Cameo Necklace
This Bat Girl Cameo Necklace is for the bat girl in your life. Unless your bat girl flew away. Sometimes they do that. Mine flew away once and then I caught her hanging from the roof of a cave with another man, just dropping bat-poop everywhere. It made me sad. But sometimes ya just gotta pick yourself back up and find yourself another cute girl with wings. So you can clip them this time and make sure she isn’t all up in some other dude’s belfry! JK, I didn’t cut her wings. I just glued them together. JK