Hey, it’s the Ring of Dracula. Normally, when I hear the ring of Dracula, I don’t pick up the phone cuz the guy will talk your ear off. No, seriously, my ear is sitting on the floor collecting cat hair right now. Plus, he’s probably drunk again. No, this is the actual ring. The one he gave to Mrs Dracula when he proposed.
“With this ring I thee suck yer blood. Is Good?” Oh my yes! I do! I do!
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Wear this Skeleton Pattern Mens Tie to the office and get everyone in the Halloween spirit. It’s a navy blue tie with lots of little skeletons. So when you hang this tie in your closet, you have skeletons in your closet. I should say MORE skeletons in your closet. Wear them bones son and look good! Get yourself a promotion and be the top skeleton in your crew!
This Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger Grave Hand Candy Bowl Holder is going to give people nightmares this Halloween. It might scare everyone away from that candy, so you can have more for yourself. Freddy is offering candy from the grave after all. Is it real? Are you asleep?No one will have any idea. It measures about 22-inches long x 13-inches wide x 9-inches tall. Still want some candy?
Do we really need nature’s long land rats outfitted with the wings of nature’s flying rats? I’m not qualified to answer that. But that time has come. These Bat-Wing Harnesses For Ferrets will give ferrets the ability to fly or at least look bad-ass instead of looking like furry snakes with legs. Enjoy your new flying ferrets people.
Mermaids. Those bare-breasted sirens of the sea. Those breasts are not for mortal man to see, as proven in this video. Some guy caught a mermaid sunbathing on a rock and when she notices that she’s being filmed, she freaks out and scurries off back into the sea. Mankind will have to wait another day, or perhaps a year, or a century, to see mermaid breasts, the most elusive breasts in nature.
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