These Women’s Dracula Tights are tight son. You ladies are going to love them. Now, when you catch some guy checking out your legs, you can say, “Read a novel, why don’t ya.” Cuz that’s what they are doing. These are full of Dracula sketches and quotes. Plus they are so sexy. Any girl who wears these is an open book. Get it? Man, I crack myself up. What a novel idea. They come in several different color options. She git leggggs. She knows how to use them…. Is your name ZZ girl? Cuz I’m singing ZZ Top, but I’m checking out ZZ’s lower half.
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Calavera Skull Planter For Your Garden
Who says skulls can’t have hair? Just plant some succulents in this Calavera Skull Planter and give this skull a cool hairdo. I’m gonna go for a plant mohawk. Day of the Dead? More like Day of the Dead plants if you don’t water them. Hey, this planter beats digging up some poor dude and using his skull as a planter. Although that would save you money, I don’t recommend it. It’s icky and digging is hard work. This alien head planter also works.
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Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns
Celebrate the day of the dead or any day in style with these Day of the Dead Sugar Skull LED Lanterns. And when the Day of the Dead turns into the Night of the Living Dead, these lanterns will shine brightly. And when things turn into the Night of the Living Dead, you can maybe strangle a zombie with them. Maybe. I guess we will see. Because the day is coming. Until then, Imma be relaxing on my Sugar Skull Beach Blanket.
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Kay Dee Designs Creepy Tea Towel Set
This Creepy Tea Towel Set is gonna look good in your kitchen and it has some very cool designs. The Nevermore Asylum (If you’ve been there, you would want to come back nevermore too.), the Boneyard Mausoleum Co. (They make the best mausoleums.) and the Arachnid Poison Co. (Kill those eight legged freaks dead.)
I can’t wait to wipe my hands on these and have my wife yell at me. These compliment the Ouija Board Tea Towel nicely.
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Toss Your Salad With These Skeleton Arm Tongs
Ever wonder what it would be like if a skeleton served you some salad and tossed it by hand? I mean by bone? Find out with these Skeleton Arm Tongs. Man, I already toss my salad all night long, but with these things? I’m going be all over my salad and tossing it into the wee hours. Cuz then ya gotta stop to wee. Even the best of us can’t keep it going forever.
Anywho, these salad tongs will impress your guests. You’ll say, “Mmmmmm. tastes like an actual skeleton rose from the grave and served it up.”
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