You’re looking good in that Gothic Spider Web Pencil Skirt girl, but you know what it’s missing? Me. Along came a spider and sat down beside her. *Sits down next to you* What do ya say you and I roll around in that web and make a little cocoon? You’re not a Black Widow are ya? Not gonna bite my head off after? How about I bite your head off before and do the world a favor? Fair enough. I like that girl in the Spider Web Cardigan better anyway. Laterz.
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AWhimsicalHoot (I see what ya did there) sells some pretty cool Horror Movie Wine Glasses. You know, if you like getting drunk and scared at the same time. Which I do. Marriage is all about being drunk and scared. So I’m ready. Poor me some of that good stuff. *Spits* It all tastes like grapes dipped in vinegar. Whatever, I’ll power through. I wanna drink from every horror character ever and gain their powers. *Drinks all night.* Awesome. I now have the power of lame sequels that never end. You can choose from Freddy Krueger, Jaws, Scream, Saw and many more.
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What the shizz! I don’t know if this Monstrous Mutated Mutation is some dude who ate too much at the McDonald’s in Chernobyl, or a mutated peen and sack that had too much viagra from the Fukushima pharmaceutical factory. I’m guessing the latter. If it starts growing suddenly or vomits a stream of pee, I guess we’ll know. I can’t unsee it and now neither can you. It ain’t no tardigrade.
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How do fortune tellers tell time? They don’t tell time, they tell fortunes. Which is probably why they use stuff like this Fortune Teller Skull Hourglass to tell the time instead of watches. Hey Fortune Teller. Tell my fortune to get here quick, cuz I’m sick of waiting to get rich. Come to think of it, every time I pay you I lose a bit of my fortune. Good day madame. I said good day. That’s the last time I visit a fortune telling squirrel.
Wear this Vampire Skull Cameo Brooch Pendant cuz it looks badass. That’s the only reason really. Dude looks like he got shot in the head and is still going strong. He’s also missing an eye. He has had a very bad day. He’s got a spider on his head too. You are going to look creepy and cool wearing this. Check out the cat skull brooch too.
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