Residents of the English city of Bristol woke up on Tuesday morning to a strange sight. This freaky statue was suddenly on display in front of a now unused hospital. Looks like Mothman‘s wife to me. Nice sunglasses too. Kinda sexy if I’m honest. The woman is making an ‘I love you sign’ with one hand and holding a Guy Falkes mask with the other. Probably just some illuminati trick to trigger the already reprogrammed among us.
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Building a life-size skeleton! That’s what I’m talking about! The Build Your Own Human Skeleton book will give you everything you need to make it out of quality paper. When you’re done, you’ll have a new bony friend in your home. The joints will bend and straighten. No scissors or glue required. You get detailed step-by-step instructions,which is more than you would get if you dug up a corpse and had to figure it all out yourself.
I love these Bigfoot Salad Tongs so much, I decided to do a little rap:
Bigfoot Salad Tongs
Writing all your salad wrongs
Croutons, dressing, I don’t give a toss!
Double ranch me son, cuz I’m eatin’ like a boss!
That’s all I got. Anyway, these cool tongs come in brown and white to represent both Bigfoot and the Abominable Snowman presumably.
Handsy the Hobo Spider freaks me out. Probably cuz it combines my two greatest fears, hobos and spiders. He’s got a cool little top hat and a nice set of teeth, a cigar. Keep your hands to yourself handsy. No, I can’t spare some change. You’re a spider, go eat something for free.
I really love these Bat Wing Bookends. I just like to admire them from time to time- Hey, where ya flying off to with my books? Come back here. *sigh* Anyway, like I was saying, I really love these bookends. I just wish I didn’t have to replace them every 2 weeks when they fly off. Gotta replace my books too. There’s a cave somewhere where these bookends are all living some awesome bat life. And laughing at me.