Do you like popping zits? Do you enjoy watching the pus ooze everywhere like a worm? Of course you do, cuz the human race is gross. If you can’t get enough zit popping action the Pop It Pal will be your new favorite toy. This thing comes in two skin tones to suit your preferences and the pus worms ooze out just like the real thing. You can buy pus refills and everything. I’m so done with you humanity. Now excuse me while I pop my own pimples that God (and greasy foods) gave me.
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I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt – Not That There’s Anything Wrong With That
Wear it proudly. The I’m Gay For Mothman Cryptid T-Shirt doesn’t mean that aren’t also gay for Bigfoot or the Chupacabra. It just means that Mothman really converted you. Nothing wrong with it. I know people who are secretly gay for the Loch Ness Monster, but they use Mothman as a beard. No shame in any game my peeps. I myself am Tri-Cryptid. I’ll try anything. Guys, we should all totally wear this and join each other in the I’m gay for Mothman Million Mothman March.
Gothic Lighting – Black Raven Skull Candles
Light up your room with some bird heads! These Black Raven Skull Candles say nevermore to the darkness. Whether you are a gypsy, a witch, or just someone who likes gothic decor (Don’t we all?) you are going to love these candles. There’s nothing quite like watching a flame in a bird’s head to set the mood, romantic or otherwise.
Behold The Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder
Trust a Kraken to hold your keys for you. Just put this Kraken Wall-Mounted Key Holder on your wall and let it’s tentacles holdall of those keys. This is totally authentic too, cuz everybody knows that when the Kraken rises out of the sea, dude is always hold keys in every tentacle. Duh! The Kraken is the janitor of the sea, with a big-ass keyring. Somebody has to clean up all that whale poop.
The Creepy Clown Coloring Book – Color Your Nightmares
If you’re looking for stress relief, you might want to take up the hobby of adult coloring books. Specifically this Creepy Clown Coloring Book. Man, I feel the stress just melting away. You know, despite the fact that coloring these nightmare clowns is making my heart race and making my muscles all tight. Why do I feel all paranoid and keep looking around me? Man, it’s a good thing I have this coloring book to help me feel better, cuz I’m really f**kin high strung now man!