Oh what a tangled web we weave when our spider-butts had Mexican the night before and it’s half liquid, half silly string! But that’s beside the point. This Spider Planchette Pendant will help you commune with the spirit world and when you actually a contact a ghost? They’re all like, “Holy hell! A spider! Get it off me! Get it off me!” And then your Ouija board explodes.
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Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters
This Ouija Board Wooden Serving Tray with Planchette Coasters is a great way to serve guests during a seance or just everyday.
Your dinner is ready sir.
Thank you Jeeves. You know what to do next.
*Jeeves sighs* Did you have any questions sir?
In fact I do my good man. One simple question. Will I enjoy this dinner?
*Jeeves moves the planchette around my hamburger and fries, until the spirits make it hover over YES* All good sir. You will enjoy.
Excellent Jeeves. That will be all. *Fits napkin inside my collar. Slices into my burger with a knife and fork as my pinky strays carefree. Tastes it. Swirling it around on my tongue. Spits it out!* Damn that lying witches tool! Come here Jeeves, this instant!
Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace
Well looky here. You are gonna be a regular Cate Planchette when you wear this Wood Ouija Board Planchette Necklace. Now all you have to do is tattoo a Ouija board to your chest, I’ll ask the spirit world some questions, put my fingers on the planchette and get some answers from the other side. What do you say? I’m thinking this is the only way I get to stare at and rub a chest for an extended period of time. All in an effort to contact loved ones on the other side of course. That’s all. No other motives. Hey, don’t judge me. You already had that thing around your neck.
Someone Has A Serious Case Of Ouija Head
Many come from miles away to talk to the dead. She watches them watching her. She can feel the planchette tracing words on her face. She speaks the words aloud, forming sentences. The ghosts’ hands are cold. So very cold.
Yeah. That’s what happens when you have a Ouija board for a head. Kind of looks like a Pop-Tart too. Now there’s a combination. Communicate with the other side and then take a bite out of it. Well, I’m off to secure the patent folks. When next we meet, I will be blogging from my personal jet.
This creepy and cute doll comes from Etsy seller ForeverFall. Sadly, the item is sold, but if you ask real nice, maybe they will make you one. Full image below.
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