Roswell Alien Refrigerator Magnet

Roswell Alien Refrigerator magnet
This Roswell Alien Refrigerator Magnet will be a great dietary tool for me, cuz everytime I go in the fridge for a snack, I’ll be reminded that aliens probe human butts. And I don’t want any of that bizz.

You know what, I really want some ice cream. Oh no! Not the alien head again. Their version of Double Fudge Delight is not the same as mine. And it involves a cold table and weird alien tools. Yeah, I’ll just go hungry.

Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets

Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets
These Hammer Horror Film Poster Fridge Magnets will make your fridge a scary scary place. Fun fact: Hammer Horror is not when you hit your thumbnail with a hammer instead of the actual nail. It’s also not when you get hammered the night before and then wake up next to a horror the following morning. Okay, okay, I consider that second one some legitimate Hammer Horror. *Shudders*

Pop these mini horror posters anywhere and you will always have some cool art to look at.
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Horror Character Fridge Magnets

Horror Character Fridge Magnets
Chill with your favorite horror movie killers. Because these Horror Character Fridge Magnets will always be chill. They’re on your fridge. You get Jason Voorhees, Michael Myers, Ghostface and Leatherface. They’ll give you a false scare every time you get a midnight snack. Which for me is several times between midnight and midnight of the next night.

If you’re scared of these guys, just put them on the fridge and consider yourself on a diet.

Tombstone Magnets

Tombstone Magnets
Check out these cool tombstone magnets. I hope they add Wyatt Earp and Doc Holiday! Pew! Pew! Pew! Gunfights are cool.

Wrong tombstone dumbass!

Ohhhhhhh. That kind of tombstone. Yeah, that’s cool too.

Whatever idiot! Anyway, what do you want on your tombstone?

I’ll have pepperoni and extra cheese! *Shouts* Tombstone pizza Pierre!