This Alien In Bigfoot Costume Metal Wall Art should really come with a spoiler alert, even though I think we all knew this already. Aliens are Bigfoot. There, I said it. This piece of art proves it. See, this way they get to not only scare people in the woods, but then they can jump out of their Bigfoot suit and go rape bums in their fancy UFOs. Life is weird like that.
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A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt
This A Globetrotter’s Guide to Bigfoot T-Shirt is a handy shirt for the traveller. It lets you know what to call Bigfoot in different areas of the world, as well as how they differ in appearance. So if you run into one, you can quickly identify it. I usually just identify it as “Holy s**t! Did you see that huge motherf**ker?”
Not as classy as this Bigfoot Shirt, but still.
This Cryptids Shirt Is The Best Thing Ever
Wear this Cryptids Shirt and give everyone a sighting of some of the most famous cryptids ever. Sasquatch, the Abominable Snowman, Loch Ness Monster, a Thunder Bird, Mothman, Chupacabra and many many more. This shirt makes cryptozoology classy! Look at that dude. He’s all like, yeah I’m rocking this shizz! They also have cryptid leggings, skirts, swimsuits and more here.
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Classy and Sassy Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt
It takes a real man to carry off this Bigfoot Embroidered Shirt. Then again it only takes a small Bigfoot to carry off a man so… There ya go. Wear this proudly and display Sasquatch to anyone who wants a sighting. Bigfoot is just walking through the trees minding his own bidness, maybe stopping to take a poo and smell a flower. He just wants to be left alone so he can admire nature. And take the occasional poo. Scratch his Sasquatch sack while leaning on a tree. It’s want we all want really.
Drone Takes Bigfoot Footage – Or Does It?
This is some footage of Bigfoot supposedly captured by a drone. I’m not convinced. For one thing, Bigfoots have huge wangs and they don’t wear pants. Since I don’t see anything swinging around, I’m thinking this is a smallfoot at the very least, cuz small feet equals small junk. Plus, this video is presented by someone who sells drones. Which they remind you of a few times before moving on to other non-drone Bigfoot footage. Still no big swinging wangs. Call me skeptical. Pro tip: Always look for the Bigfoot wang.