This Universal Monsters Magnets Collection let’s you put monsters on your fridge. They might also scare away other monsters from raiding your fridge. AKA your roommates. I’m a little disappointed that I can see the Invisible Man, but whatevs. These magnets have some really nice detail. They will be a great addition to my house of horrors, which is what I call my fridge. Pretty sure some mold came to life and it’s living it up in there. You get Frankenstein and the Mrs, Invisible Man, Creature, Dracula, the Mummy, Wolfman, you know all the classics.
Tag: scary
Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank Money Box
This Grinding Skeleton Piggy Bank makes saving money weird and fun. He’s not grinding like rubbing up against you on the dance floor. I think he might be grinding herbs if you know what I mean. I have no idea. It’s just fun to see a skeleton do stuff while you get rich one coin at a time. When you put in a coin, the skeleton will move and emit “horrible ghost cries”. That sold me.
Cool Gargoyle Bodysuits for Him and Her
These Gargoyle bodysuits from ShapeShifterZ will let you unleash your inner gargoyle. They have Gargoyle suits for both men and women, that way you and your main stone squeeze can both sit on the top of tall buildings looking menacing. These are cool costumes that you won’t take for granite. Heh. See what I did there? You are my rock darling… No, you are my gargoyle!
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Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper
Merry Krampus everybody! Get some of this Krampus Christmas Wrapping Paper and wrap all of your gifts in style. You get three large sheets of wrapping paper per order that measure 20″ x 28″. They have a great retro design. Everyone loves Krampus. Except for my Grampus, cuz he’s a grumpus. Man, I never get thoughtfully wrapped gifts like this. I’m gonna buy these and wrap myself some presents. My life is sad. *sigh* I made a poem:
Kris Kingle
saw Krampus’ dingle
while riding one night in his sleigh.
He veered to the stop
got out with a hop
and ran home screaming all the way.
Cryptids – Jersey Devil Pint Glass
Well what do we have here? Looks like New Jersey’s very own cryptid. Of course “Jersey Devil” could also be referring to that rash you get after frequenting a Jersey prozzie, but I think we’re talking about the mythical creature. Pretty sure. This Jersey Devil Pint Glass features a creature that looks scared of us for once. Awesome. We just turned the tables. I’m sick of being scared of you monsters. Now you can be scared of me while I drink beer from you.