You ever have one of those days where your hand provides a nice atmospheric light, while it burns down to a skeleton? That’s everyday for this Bleeding Hand Candle. I had one of these once, until I high-fived it and burnt the house down. Now I just have a tent in an alley and library wi-fi. Also booze. Lots and lots of booze from a bag.
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Sexy Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine
There’s nothing like being mesmerized by a Hula Girl on your dashboard. Unless it’s this Zombie Hula Girl Bobble Figurine. Umm, yeah the ones I remember were more sexy. Less scabby. No open wounds. Still, I wouldn’t kick her off my dashboard for eating crackers. Let’s see you hula baby. Dance and shake your money maker. Oh sh*t. Did I just crash? Why is everything so blurry and peaceful? White light? Go toward what white light? Ohhhhhh there it is.
Doppelgangers – Twin Peaks The Return Dolls
Etsy seller SliceOfModPie makes these cool Twin Peaks The Return dolls, plus others not shown here. They are selling quick, so hurry and get yours. She has Naido, Dale Cooper, Gordon Cole, Candy, Lucy, the Woodsmen, demonic Sarah Palmer and more. All this talk of Twin Peaks makes me want some pie and coffee so if you will excuse me, I’ll be off to the RR Diner. Also check out this cool Twin Peaks journal.
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Day of the Dead Animal Figurines
Check out these cool Day of the Dead Animal Figurines. Play dead spike! Play dead! Now play Day of the Dead. Good boy. Now let’s wash that paint off of you before you scare the neighbors. These figurines are pretty cute. Etsy seller JuliaClareDesigns has many fun animals to choose from. These are going to look good on your desk or shelf.
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Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board / Serving Tray
I want to put peas on this Bamboo Coffin Cutting Board so I can say Rest In Peas… That’s all. I could also get a hammer and put the final nail in it. I could do a lot of wordplay with this cool and macabre kitchen accessory, but I won’t because food prep is serious business. You could also use this as a cheese serving tray. Or it could hold a small pizza. A Tombstone pizza… Okay, I can’t not do the wordplay.