It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.
Tag: scary
Get Your Hands On This Ouija Board Latex Dress
This Ouija Board Latex Dress is tight! Let me get my planchette and rub it all over those curves. No wait, I’m think I’m getting a message from beyond. Hold still women. Stop wiggling around! Damn! Now I’ll never get the answer to my question. What was your question? Two questions actually. Is this board a portal to a magical and mystical world and how do I get inside? *SMACK* Ow! Guess I deserved that.
Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes
Check out this fancy Sterling Silver Sugar Skull Ring With Gold Rose Eyes. It is handmade 925 sterling silver with 18k yellow gold roses and calavera engravings. Those eyes. They hypnotize me. Get out of my head and get on my finger! The seller also has one with red roses for eyes. This is one badass ring! I think I need one of these for every finger.
Creepy Cool Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers
Nice. Use these Spiderweb Cupcake Wrappers to make your cupcakes extra scary. They are very cool. You know what would be not so cool? If you bite into that cupcake and a million baby spiders rush out of it and your mouth. You’re welcome for that image. Glad I could make you lose your lunch. These are great for parties, Halloween, or those nights when Spider-Man comes to dinner. I have spiderweb cupcakes sometimes, but that’s only cuz I leave them out and the spiders wrap them up. I really need to clean and dust some year.
Glass Skull Beer Mug – For Skeleton Brew
Somebody beer me. And when I say beer me, I mean give me some beer in this awesome Glass Skull Beer Mug. I love this cuz when the beer foams up, it kinda looks like the skeleton has hair. Like white Billy Idol type hair. With a rebel yell, she cried Glug glug glug! Ahhhhh. Wipes mouth with sleeve cuz I’m classy AF. This is great for parties. You get a set of 4 – 18oz mugs. These mugs are durable, just like real skulls. And full of beer just like my skull.