Oh man, these Universal Monsters Geeki Tiki Mugs are awesome. They are sure to make your tropical themed festivities much more frightful. You can choose from : Dracula, Frankenstein, Bride of Frankenstein, Wolfman, Creature from the Black Lagoon and the Mummy. They are dishwasher and microwave safe, but not safe from my thirst. I’m drinking with Dracula, having a mimosa with the Mummy, and just filling the rest with beer so I can get my drink on. These are going to be your favorite mugs for any and every drink.
Tag: scary
Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy
What the hell is that? Get it away! Kill it with fire! Wanna scare the bejesus out of someone? Mess with them using this Realistic RC Spider Remote Control Toy. That’s what I did. I’m responsible for like 3 heart attacks, 2 fainting spells, some dude reaching for a pill in his pocket and 1 case of bowel evacuation, although to be fair, she did have tacos that day. This thing is too much fun. For the one controlling it. Other people? Not so much.
Adorably Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains
Check out these Cute Cryptid Rubber Keychains. Catch a crazy cryptid inside a cryptic crypt with a crying cryptkeeper craving cranberries. I have no idea where that came from. Just felt right so I went with it. These are some seriously cool cryptid keychains though. The seller has them as a set of 6, but you can also buy them individually.
You get El Chupacabra, Loch Ness Monster, Mothman, Jersey Devil, Werewolf and Jackalope.
Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book
The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.
This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug
Holy horror Batman! That is one ugly puss! But enough about your cat. This Frankenstein Mug looks like the meanest and ugliest drill sergeant in the world. “Get down and give me 40 pushups you maggots and move like you just got re-animated.” He looks pretty grumpy. I guess I would be pretty grumpy too, if I had bolts in my head. And bloodshot eyes. And staples in my head. Yeah, the dude has several reasons to grump it up. But he won’t say a word when you grab him by the handle and take a drink.