Whoa! Nice sugar skulls! This Sexy Women’s Sugar Skull Bra makes your tattas look a bit more terrifying. Cute though. You must have a “see” cup cuz i see and I can’t look away. But once I do, I will have a lifetime of mammaries to look back on fondly. That’s some Victoria’s secret right there. And the secret is skeletons in your closet. They have skulls all over and rhinestone detailing. Also check out this zombie eyes bra.
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Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion
While visiting a historic palace in North Carolina, (because aren’t they fancy pants?) a pair of tourists filmed a ghost while making a Snapchat video. Even though I thought snapchat was just a place where teens could make long distance pinky-promises and put kissy stickers on videos.
Danielle Hyde and Savanna Brown were exploring the Palace and thought everything was cool until a cousin sent her a message saying there was a ghost in the footage. To which they no doubt replied, “A go- go- go-ghost?”
Sure enough, there is a woman clad in period clothing walking past a doorway in the back of the video. Not like “period” clothing. I have no idea if ghosts still have their monthly. Clothing appropriate to the era is what I’m saying. The ghost looks like she’s carrying a basket full of ghostly sammiches to some other ghosts so they can have a ghost picnic.
via Daily Mail
Mesmerizing Alien Pendants
Themoonbeams makes some really cool and Mesmerizing Alien Pendants. Or as I like to call them, alien abduction badges. Wearing these things is like jumping up and down and saying, “Me! Me! Pick me!” Then they do. They beam you up, then beam you down with a sore pooper and no preperation H.
These pendants do look pretty cool though. So shiny. But I’m not gonna get suckered in. They are pretty hypnotising though. Pretty colors…
*Wakes up on an alien ship.*
Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
These Zombie Hands Pathway Markers will light the way, but do you dare follow the path? I know I don’t want my ankles grabbed by zombie hands! Which, ironically, is what several girlfriends have told me in bed. I must have weird hands. Anyway, these zombie hands will light your way and look nice and creepy in your yard. They go well with these zombie head path markers too.
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Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring – Wow Bob Wow
This Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring is all well and good, until “Jade give two rides” and you find your arm going numb soon after. Dougie doesn’t like this! The pain! The pain! Then next thing you know some FBI agent shoots through a power outlet and you find yourself in the red room, where Mike tells you that you were created for a purpose, the proceeds to pop your head and take the golden orb that is your soul.
So basically, don’t wear the owl ring people. Never a good idea. The owls are not what they seem.