Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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Alien Facehugger Bracelet
In space no one can hear you scream. Or accessorize. But wear this Alien Facehugger Bracelet anyway cuz it is awesome. It is just filled with Facehuggers in search of a face, but finding only a wrist. It comes in two styles. One for men and one for women. You might also like this Alien Xenomorph chokers.
Bigfoot Playing Cards
Bigfoot Playing Cards. Deal me in son! BAM! *Smacks cards on the table* Full house, Yetis high! Yeah, well I got a Sasquatch straight, which is better than a Sasquatch flush cuz we all know that Sasquatch don’t flush. And if he does, he just clogs the toilet. Deal ’em again. I may not have a good hand, but I got a “Big foot”. *Cackling laughter followed by the sound of a tooth falling onto the table.* Keep dealing. I’m having so many sightings I’m about to get my own Bigfoot show. Yuck yuck yuck!
You see how fun Bigfoot Playing Cards are? Forget hunting the dude and just enjoy a card game already.
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Anatomy Models Bundle Set
Human organs, we all gots ’em. And we cant sees ’em. That’s the way God intended it cuz they’re gross and stuff. But if you really want to have a look and study them, you can use this Anatomy Models Bundle Set to see how everything works. You get a Heart Model, Brain Model, Body Model and a Skeleton Model. Heck, you can build yourself a whole human if you can figure out how to bring it to life. Except it has no skin, so… No. Don’t do that. I might use the inside of that brain for chocolates though.
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Loch Ness Monster Stalks Scottish Village
The Lochness Monster has apparently left the water and is stalking a Scottish village. No doubt in search of the nasty Scottish dish known as Haggis. It is a little known fact that Nessie loves him some Haggis. So it was apparently just roaming around the countryside. Probably shouting, “HAGGIS! Where’s me fekking Haggis? I could also use a kilt! Me wee bits are gettin’ shrivelled in the chill!” He’s walking along, peeping in windows and scaring sheep and whatnot.
I think that this marks the first time that Nessie has been spotted outside of the Loch. Maybe he got Loched out! In which case he is out of Loch, I mean luck. I mean, it looks like a bad photoshop, but the thing is, monsters all look like bad photoshops anyway. Cuz they’re nasty!
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