Check out my new Medusa Gorgon Ring. *Holds it up to your face* Bam! Turned to stone. Just like the ELO song. I’m turning people into stone wherever I go. You might say I’m getting lots of people hard. Get your mind out of the gutter. I’m just saying that I’m the ultimate drug cuz if I’m nearby, you’re stoned! I love this ring and I would never take it for granite!
Tag: scary
Teeth Brooch – Brooch Your Teeth Kids
Check out this gummy and toothy Teeth Brooch. Wear this during your next dental visit for a really great conversation. Your dentist may even give them a free brushing and cleaning. It’s so toothy and teethy. Technically, when you’re wearing this, you’re teething. So congrats on being a baby again.
Bigfoot Action Figure – Eh, Could Be Bigger
Big feet require a big action figure. Big feet is what the Bigfoot Action Figure is all about. He’s a real American hero. This hairy dude stands 7.25″ tall and is articulated for some awesome Bigfoot-posing action. Pose him how he was in the Patterson film. Pose him how he was when your cousin Jethro spotted him carrying off the family goat. Pose him like he’s taking a sasquatch in the woods and his stomach is all in knots cuz he has diarrhea. It’s all good.
Copper and Wood Skull Pen with Red Eyes
With this Copper and Wood Skull Pen you could write a classic piece of literature, but make it a good one. Don’t be an Edgar Allan Poser. Maybe something like the count of Monte Cristo, although I’m not sure what the count is. Does anyone have some accurate data on the population of Monte Cristo? I can’t complete the book until I know for sure. Anyway, this cool pen is just begging to be used for creepy stories.
Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound
It’s the Fredster. The Krueger-meister. The Freddy steady go man. Sorry, it’s just that I’ve been awake for like 57 hours trying to avoid Freddy Slash-fingers. This Living Dead Dolls Nightmare on Elm Street Freddy Krueger with Sound, on the other hand, is a pretty adorable version of Freddy. He says 7 film phrases. He’s got his striped sweater, a removable hat, and his razor glove. He stands 10-inches tall, with 5 points of articulation.
Phrases include:
“Come to Freddy.”
“You’re all my children now!”
You shouldn’t have buried me. I’m not dead!”
Kids. Always a disappointment.”
“You think you was going to get away from me?”
“Ha ha ha ha ha!”
“Every town has an Elm Street.”