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These Plush Skull Slippers Have No Soles

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Plush Skull Slippers
These kicks have kicked the bucket. These slippers have lost their sole. These Plush Skull Slippers must be what the Grim Reaper wears on his day off, when he’s just reaping around the house. You know, he’s sewn a lot all week and on the weekend he’s gotta reap what he has sewn. I would just stop sewing. Problem solved.

Anyway, these slippers are to die for. I hear that if you want a larger size you have to throw down calcium chews and just let them gobble them up. Cuz calcium builds bigger and stronger bones. Get it? Whatevs.
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Freddy Krueger Custom Converse

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Freddy Krueger Custom ConverseOne two, Freddy’s got new shoes. Three four, put ’em on the floor. Five six, that’s a sick pair of kicks! Freddy Krueger Custom Converse. Imma get these cuz it would be awesome if Freddy attacked my dreams and I outran him in his own damn shoes. I don’t think I could wear them though, cuz it looks like Freddy is ready to slash my laces forever and ever.

Damn, gotta replace those laces. There, that’s better. What the-? Slashed again! Dammit Freddy! Do it one more time! Dammit Freddy. You did it! I just bought a bulk case of shoelaces on Amazon.

The Heels Have Eyes – Monster Shoes – Peep Toe

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The Heels Have Eyes - Monster Shoes
I’ve had my eyes on these shoes for a long time. Looks like I ain’t the only one. Everybody’s got their eyes on these Monster Shoes. And they’re all googly. Just a bunch of googly eyes and teeth. Do you like ’em? I only ask cuz beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Really, you like ’em? Cool. The eyes have it. All eyes will be on you when you wear these. No, for real.

Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes

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Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes
These Hand Painted Custom Horror Movie Themed Shoes are killer. No seriously. They are full of killers. These guys may even steal your sole. Heh. That’s a little shoe joke. And you know what they say about guys who tell little shoe jokes. I hope you know, cuz it escapes me. One shoe has the names of the movies, the other has the characters from those movies. So don’t ever lose your shoe or you’ll never figure out which movies these guys belong with.

Custom Skull Sneakers

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Custom Skull Sneakers
Check out these Custom Skull Sneakers. Kicks that are sick! They have 3D skulls on them. What is going on over at Nike?

Nike worker: I’ll just put a little LSD in the water.

Nike designer: Oh man, I have so many ideas. Talk me down man, Talk me down. Skulls. It’s all about the skulls. We can use a special gel so the shoes will burn and flame and be on fire all of the time. We’ll call them Ghost Riders. How about a design that drips paint down these sneakers all day long? Kind of like the world before me that makes me want to claw my eyes out. The monkey in my head won’t let me be! Maybe just put the skulls on for now.
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