Check out this Skeleton F You Middle Finger Fork. At last, I can give the middle finger to broccoli, peas, and cauliflower. F you vegetables. In fact, F you to anything that’s not a cupcake pretty much. That’s why you’re morbidly obese. What? Ain’t nothing morbid about it. I’m just fat as f**k! A fat F**k making a donut run. You want anything while I’m out? Ow, my heart hurts! Do me a favor and punch me right there? OFF! That’s the spot. Kicked back into gear. All good now.
Tag: skeleton
Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends
These Cast Iron Skeleton Bookends demonstrate what happens when you read books. You got knowledge between your skull halves son. Brain matter. Smarts. Fancy word stuffs. Of course, if you put these on a high shelf and one falls and hits ya on the head, none of that matters, so… Let’s keep these at eye level k? K.
Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume
Nice tats sister. I always wanted to open my own tattoo shop called tats and ass. Too much? One of my slogans would be, “We put tats in bras.” Also our winter special would be “Cold as a witches tat.” Anyway, this Tattoo Skeleton Halloween Costume has some nice tats. It’s perfect for Halloween. If you are a dude wearing it, then it’s perfect for your Hallo-weenie. Of course, you could also go for the poison ivy look.
Interior Frighting – Fox Bone Chandelier
There nothing more romantic than dinner beneath a bunch of fox bones. So this Fox Bone Chandelier will really get her in the mood. I bet she’s a foxy lady. Bone appetite! I wonder if it starts off with meat on the bones and the meat just falls down on your plate, like an instant meal. I’d eat at that restaurant.
Coffee Skull Mugs
Etsy seller Cerapost makes some kick-ass Coffee Skull Mugs in a variety of styles. None of them have brains, just like me before my first cup. They look awesome, but it kinda bugs me that this guy disrespects my table. “Yo! Get your teeth off of my coffee table.” Skulls have no respect for home decor.