Oh my stars and garters! (Whatever that means.) Oh my skulls and ravens. These Skulls And Ravens Bookends are creeptastic and awesome. It’s a well known fact that ravens like to perch on skulls. I can’t even walk to my car without a raven landing on my head, but then it leaves because I have too much skin and hair and stuff. It sits on a tree branch somewhere just waiting and watching. Waiting for my demise so that it can perch on my bare skull.
This is why I run to my car and never ever look up.
Normally you don’t wanna rest your head in a graveyard until you bite the big one, until you lay down for the big sleep, bite the bullet, buy the farm, kick the bucket, bite the dust, give up the ghost, shuffle off this mortal coil… But in this case it’s alright. You’re just visiting. And when you raise your head off of this Graveyard Halloween Pillow after a long nap, you can look back at it and laugh at death. Ha ha! Until next time sucker.
Isn’t the human language awesome? It’s called a graveyard, cuz it is a yard full of graves. But if I put graves in my yard, everybody throws a fit! Waaaa. That guy is creepy, that guy is sick. He’s evil! Where’d he get the bodies? It’s a health hazard! Stupid neighborhood laws. They’re just tombstones people! They just happen to have the names of my enemies. Oh you’re on my list now. All of you. My graveyard just grew by like 30 names. You want some of this? Let’s go! RIP in my yard. I mean RI PEE, cuz I pee in my yard sucka! So there. How do ya like that? Bring it!
Frightprops makes Talking Zombie Skull Skins that attach to their talking skulls and transform them into the stuff of nightmares. Check out the video below to see it in action as it talks in a weird accent. Just slip the skin over the skull and you are good to go for scaring the bejesus out of people. Slip me some skin bro! Was that inappropriate and mean to zombies? I have no idea. Fine, don’t slip me some skin. See if I care.
Without one of these Men’s Skeleton Ties, you will feel naked as a skeleton. I’m know, cuz once I wore a tie and took it off, and I felt naked. Because I was. I was the manager at a nudist colony. Hence the tie.
Anyway, these are some cool men’s accessories. They come in a variety of colors, all with a skeleton who looks deep in thought. I bet he’s wondering if he needs more calcium.
Oh spooky. I’m gonna use this set of 4 Glass Spider Web Votive Candle Holders on Halloween and really set the mood. I just want to scare myself really good and get in the All Hallows Eve groove. I’ll decorate with some skeletons, some spiders, and these candle holders. Plus about a million other things. By the time trick or treaters arrive to ring the doorbell, I’ll be such a nervous wreck that I’ll answer the door screaming and spraying raid.
