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Creepy Garden Skull

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Creepy Garden Skull

I don’t know about you, but sometimes people dig in their garden and they find some bones. It’s scary as hell. I just want to tend to my roses, not be a part of some investigation. Anyway, this Creepy Garden Skull is perfect if you actually want to creep up the garden. Just drop it among your flowers and your garden bed instantly becomes a lot cooler. I beg your pardon, I never promised you a skull garden…

It looks pretty authentic too. You know what they call that shocked feeling when you find a skull in your yard. Skully-osis. I’m pretty sure. I know about stuff like that. Just set this Creepy Garden Skull in your garden and then sit back and watch the neighbors talk. It’s fun. Speaking of cool garden and home accessories that are on the dark side, these Stained Glass Ravens are pretty sweet too.

Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

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Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders

These Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders will scare the s**t out of you, but the good news is that you have plenty of TP. This decor is the best way to take a creepy caca. Or a great guano. You know, what bats do. You can choose one or buy both. You’d have to be batty to not buy these awesome Bat & Coffin Toilet Paper Holders.

They will look amazing with these Gothic Bat Hand Towels if you have a bat theme. And who doesn’t? You have to have bats in your belfry. You just have to. Bats are cool! Now for a little song. *clears throat* The bats in the Belfast belfry had a bewildered and bedazzled breakfast break before Brian the brainiest began breaking bad before a beleaguered and big breasted basilisk in a busted bra bragged and belittled the bastid!

Ok. that was not so much a song as it was the mating call of a mentally ill writer. But hey, that’s a lot of B words. I have a great vocabulary. The point is that I need these pieces of bat decor in my life. It’s called the bat room not the bathroom. Deal with it.

Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle – Soak Them Bones

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Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle - Soak Them Bones
Ahhhh. This skeleton has had a hard day and now he’s relaxing in a nice hot bath in a cauldron. A cauldron filled with hot wax! That’s just the way he likes it. This Skeleton Bathing Halloween Candle is fun and frightening, which is my favorite combination. I bet his name is John Wick. That’s a little candle joke. I could wax on all day about this cool and creepy candle. *Hey creepbay writer, I bet you wax off all day!* Stupid hecklers. They are even worse when they are in your head and you actually type out the heckle. Anyway, this skeleton is pretty well behaved with both hands out of the water. So you know he’s not waxing off. Wait a minute. Look where that flame is. Does this dude have a flaming peen? It almost looks like he’s using magic to ignite his prone bone. He’s singing, “Come on baby light my fire.” I know, I have a strange way of looking at the world. What can you do? It’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I’m riding that line baby and it won’t be long until I’m off the rails! I’m as crazy as this coffin skeleton candle.

The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments

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The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas OrnamentsIf you have a Halloween tree, and if you don’t why the hell not?, check out The Shining Twins Halloween Christmas Ornaments. Great for the Halloween and or Christmas tree. I know you remember these creepy kids from Stanley Kubrick’s The Shining, which is based on Stephen King’s The Shining. Which are both based on the shining of tons and tons of money down into the hands of both men. They deserve it by the way. Even today when I’m riding my big wheel down hotel corridors, I dread running into this pair. Yes, I’m a grown man who rides his big wheel in hotels, so what? What’s wrong with that? I also say REDRUM for no apparent reason sometimes, but really I’m fine. But never mind that. These terror twins are a duo of danger and a couple of cuckoo kids. They are some deadly doppelgangers and now you can decorate with them during the holidays. There they are, blood all over them because God only knows what shenanigans the Shining Twins have been up to. One can only imagine.

The Universal Monsters Halloween ornaments are another great choice if you want to make the holidays a bit more creepy.

Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration

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Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration
Tis the season to be creepy. Fa la la la la la la la la. This Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is exactly what you need to scare the neighbors and all of the trick-or-treaters this All Hallows Eve. Who needs a wreath on the door when you can have a giant freakin bat holding a dead rat trophy? The wingspan on this bad boy is 36”-39”. This baby is huge. Huge I say. Gargantuan even. And the wings are actually movable. The seller says that when they put a fan on, the wings even flutter in the wind! How cool is that? This is the perfect décor for ye old haunted house on the hill.

Decorating with nightmares. It’s what we are all about around here. And this Huge Skeleton Bat Halloween Decoration is truly the stuff of nightmares. It’s gonna drive the kids batty when they show up at your door for candy this year. “Trick or tweet mistah, can I have some canda?” *Looks up at the giant freakin bat, then screams and runs.” Damn, I hope that kid has a change of pants handy. Now my porch is all wet. Good thing I have my Bat Towel Set.