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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket – The Brittle Mermaid?

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Mermaid Skeleton Blanket - The Brittle Mermaid?

Ohhh look at this beauty. This Mermaid Skeleton Blanket looks all kinds of cool and all kinds of creepy. The Little Mermaid? More like The Brittle Mermaid. Am I right?  How you gonna swim around with your bones all exposed, girl? I mean I walk around with my bone exposed all the time, hence several restraining orders, but that’s beside the point. You’re not even skin and bones. Just bones and nothing but the bones. It is the perfect blanket for that dark unda da sea feel. It’s got skeleton fish, some neat tentacle action in the mix, and of course, our bony siren of the sea looking all goth and dark. I like this Mermaid Skeleton blanket just as much as I like the octopus and mermaid shower curtain. Don’t make me choose a favorite. I can’t. They’re both beautiful ladies of the sea. I would date them both, but it’s not like you can take old miss bony here out to dinner. Plus, all of those bones would just be jabbing you in bed. But I still find her to be a very  sexy siren. She’s just plain cool. Tenta-cool if ya know what I mean. And I think you do.

Gothic Skull Lamp Creates A Skull On Your Wall

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Gothic Skull Lamp
If you are looking for something to set just the right mood in your home, this Gothic Skull Lamp does just that. It projects a super neat skull on your wall. I have to have this for Halloween, so I can put it somewhere that the kids will see it. This is one of the coolest lamps ever. It has a metallic die-cut geometric skull design that matches with your gothic decor. It goes with everything here at creepbay HQ. We have bats, coffins, skulls, bones, rats, vampires, etc etc, yada yada.

It’s so cool I can’t even wrap my own skull around this Gothic Skull Lamp. It’s just as cool as the nuclear explosion mushroom cloud lamp.

Frankenstein Cookie Jar

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Frankenstein Cookie Jar
This Frankenstein Cookie Jar looks hungry. Hungry for cookies. And so do I? It makes me wish I had some chewy chocolate chip, peanut butter, Girl Scout cookies, or… Anything. Me need a cookie. This cookie vessel has created a monster. Me. Come to think of it, Doctor Frankenstein created this monster, then this monster created me. What monster will I create? Damn. That’s some deep philosophical stuff. I just want some damn sugar. In my mouth!

At least Frank has his bride to bake him some treats. I wish I had somebody to share these Frankenstein and Bride Sterling Rings. I’ll just have to get store-bought cookies. And put them in this Frankenstein Cookie Jar. I’m green with envy, Franky! Franky likes my jokes. I leave him in stitches. Just look at all of those stitches. The dude thinks I’m hilarious.

Halloween Bat Wine Opener

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Halloween Bat Wine Opener
Halloween is the battiest bat-tastic time of year. That’s why I always use this Goth gift wrap that is covered in bats. It is frighteningly festive. And this Halloween Bat Wine Opener is the perfect way to open that bottle of blood-red wine after you’ve watched your horror movies and handed out treats to all of the little demons on Halloween night. Just grab your bat-friend, spread those wings, and open up your wine. That sweet tipsy feeling is on the way. The best bats always help you get drunk, and this little guy is no different. It’s like he is flying while he is opening your wine. Wings up, wings down, I’m gonna get drunk and hit the town. Come with me Batty Boy Halloween Bat Wine Opener.

I’m more of a whine guy myself, rather than a wine guy.

Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular

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Miniature LED Ghost Dolls Are Spooktacular
Damn, that’s spooky. These Miniature LED Ghost Dolls are amazing. They have that ethereal glow that only comes from the afterlife. They come in 4 different poses, and all will scare the bejesus out of you. For real. I used to be full of bejesus, and now it’s gone. Where’d my bejesus go? Maybe it went to church. It’s about time. Mom’s always bugging me about it. Well, at least part of me went. At 1:12 scale, these will be perfect for creating a haunted doll house or a cool Halloween diorama that will get all of the attention. I’m gonna put these in my haunted doll house. I mean- Not mine. My friends. I don’t play with dolls. They’re called action figures and they’re collectable!

You have to love the ghostly glow on these LED Ghost Dolls. They levitate, they sit. The cast an eerie glow that seems to steal the warmth from your body. They send chills down my spine. Oh, wait, that might just be because I’m hiding in my refrigerator. Are they gone? The wi-fi in here sucks by the way. These dolls scare me almost as much as a screaming ghost head in a box.