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Jar Jar Binks Is The Ultimate Warrior, With Sword and Cyber Shield

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jar jar binks warriorJar Jar Binks is the bane of the Star Wars prequels, but now he is back and ready for action! He came to chew bubble gum and kick ass. And he is all out of bubble gum!

This Gungan doesn’t need a gun-gun. He has his sword and shield and even a power crystal! Get ready for the ultimate sequel/prequel/squee-quel: JAR WARS! Directed by a 5 year old with a hot-glue gun and a dream.

It’s enough to make Jabba The Hutt puke!
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Jesus And Mary As Batman And Robin

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Batman and Robin Virgin Mary and JesusLooks like Jesus and Mary like the old cosplay. Mary looks pretty sexy as Batman, but Jesus as Robin just looks like Weird Al Yankovic. This dynamic duo is hand painted and only $150. from Etsy seller mdinovo, who sells a bunch of statues that have been given a comic book or pop culture makeover.

Click through to see a Virgin Mary Darth Maul and John Rambo Jesus… John Rambo Jesus. Damn that is a sweet name. “I swear to John Rambo Jesus, if you don’t shut up-” “What in the John Rambo Jesus is going on here?”
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Star Wars Salacious B Crumb Life Size Replica Hand Puppet

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Salacious B CrumbToo bad this life sized Salacious B Crumb just ended without a bid. I would have totally bought it for $850 from Ebay seller 7heads10horns.

Salacious B Crumb is one of the best names ever. It fits the cackling and stark raving mad little weirdo. I’m guessing he basically lives off of Jabba’s crumbs. Cause you know, Hutts are fat.

Jabba The Hutt Barfing Fine Art Print

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Jabba The Hutt PukingYeah, this will happen when you eat one too many space frogs after partying all night in your palace and betting on Rancor fights. Star Wars fans who enjoy seeing the fattest thing in the Star Wars universe puking his guts out, will want to hang this fine art print in a prominent place in their home. It’s only $17. Maybe you can put it next to that Star Wars: Jesus Dress Up toy that you have displayed.

Just an observation, but, there is no way that toilet is supporting his big fat Hutt ass.

Etsy seller LegendaryTigerHero has all kinds of other weird and awesome art prints too. Click through for a bonus Batman puking his guts out.
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Creepy/Cool: Potato Shaped Like Admiral Ackbar

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ackbar potatoI’m sorry I missed this Ebay auction. I could have had this Admiral Ackbar potato for just 99 cents. Damn! I already have a Han Solo and Luke spud. I just need a few more to complete my diorama depicting the battle of the second Death Star Spud.