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Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue

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Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue
The Full moon brings with it savage creatures that are up to no good. Yes, the creatures I am referring to are werewolves. Not me. No, really, I have an alibi. So what if I woke up with no clothes with a chicken carcass nearby. This Solar-Powered Werewolf Statue is awesome. During the day, it charges up and at night the eyes light up a deep red. Imagine walking on the street at night and encountering a red-eyed monster standing motionless as if ready to pounce and tear you to pieces. I don’t know about you but I would pee myself a little. More than usual I mean. Don’t judge.

If you love some werewolf action, you’ll love this statue.

Mini Zen Skeleton

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Mini Zen Skeleton
We all know skeletons are a bit cranky, clumsy, and pretty weird. I’ve even seen them fight with swords in some movies. But then we have this Mini Zen Skeleton who is calm as a cucumber. He sits in meditation but still looks quite scary, to be honest. He seems to be seeking inner peace. You would too if you had no skin. This can actually be a good reminder that you need to meditate every once in a while yourself. He is 3 inches tall but comes in one other size. All the parts are sculpted from metal and all the parts have been welded by hand. The finished product is either metal paint, oxidized or a polished finish depending on your preference.

Plague Doctor Statue – The Doctor Is In… Sane

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Plague Doctor Statue
Check out this cool Plague Doctor Statue. He’s all waving his lantern around like, “Anyone got the plague? Anyone need it? Plague doctor here. What are you plagued with?” Just a dude doing his job. He’s ready to lay the smack down with his staff if anyone gives him any lip too.

Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory

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Naughtypus Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory
The Naughtypus isn’t waving at you with all eight hands. Nope. He’s flipping you off. Giving you the bird. This Middle Finger Octopus Desk Accessory gives zero f@@ks. He’s basicallt the best desk accessory ever. Use it for your jewelry, your office supplies, whatever. He’ll always be there to flip you off. He’s creepbay approved.

You can try to play rock, paper scissors with him, but it’s just gonna turn into a game of “Hey, f**k you buddy”.