Cosmicdork sells several styles of these Crazy Creepy Creature Pendants. I’m pretty sure this cyclops just wants a kiss. Some are cyclops, some have 3 eyes, others look like various ex wives to me. Pretty scary. But I do want to kiss it. Don’t judge. I’ve been very lonely and a man has needs. Besides you know what they say: One eye, many talents. Or something like that.
Tag: strange
Cool Octopus-Man Skull Pendant
This Octopus-Man Skull Pendant proves that two heads are not only better than one, but also scary AF. Where does Octo-Man Skull keep his brains? Probably in the tips of his tentacles. Which is why Octo-Guys lose some IQ everytime they high-five. It comes in six colors. All are awesome.
UFO Abduction Insurance
Since 1987, UFO Abduction Insurance has been helping people deal with the alien menace. You have insurance for your car and your house right? Might as well have some for Uranus! Myanus too for that matter. Let’s cover all of our butts with some alien insurance!
Giant Pair of Pants is a Two Person Sleeping Bag
This Giant Pair of Pants is a Two Person Sleeping Bag and I want one. I just have to decide if I want my face to be the left or right testicle. It’s a tough call. It’s like a giant just dropped his drawers so you and a buddy can climb in. Just make sure the giant didn’t take them off cuz he crapped himself. Always check first, before climbing into oversized pants.
Large Felt Anatomy Play Set – 17 Pieces
Sure, this Large Felt Anatomy Play Set is probably made for kids, but I’m pretty confident it will work on someone with my IQ too. Maybe I can use it to figure out why everything in my body hurts right now. Thanks flu! You get a board and 16 felt organs. Those are some nice quality organs too. Nice attention to detail. The only thing missing is a felt piece of poo to move through the colon. You know, to make it interactive. It would also replicate my current experience over the past 48 hours.