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Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us

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Time Traveler Took Picture In The Year 6000 And Shares It With Us
An odd video posted online earlier this month shows a guy claiming to be a time traveler and sharing a photo from the future. Apparently all of the future cameras take blurry pics. Or maybe he snapped it while doing 88 MPH with Doc Brown elbowing him cuz the old guy’s eating a future Big Mac. He says that time travel distorts images. I don’t buy it.

The guy’s face and voice are distorted for his protection. He details his experience while sitting at a picnic table in the snow. It’s quite a tale this guy weaves. A real fart-knocker of a tale. I can say that cuz a fart was my only rebuttal to this video. I knocked it out of the park. Cool story bro. Thanks for relieving my intestinal discomfort.
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Bigfoot Filmed in Canada

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Kid Finally Captures Bigfoot On Camera
Check out this footage of a Bigfoot Filmed in Canada that shows some kind of large creature lurking in a forest. It sure looks like Bigfoot! Whatever it is, it’s unclear if it was watching them from behind some trees, or just taking a dump and got disturbed. Apparently it was filmed by a family “out for a walk near a river in the Canadian wilderness. Do you think it’s Bigfoot? It sure looked like the creature got up from a squat and maybe even wiped itself before walking away. If it did wipe itself, this suggests that Bigfoot is a smart AND hygienic creature.
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Holographic Fetus Pendant

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Holographic Fetus Pendant
Fetuses are gettin’ all holographic up in this biatch. Goin all matrix. Did it choose the red pill or the blue pill? I have no idea, but I know it’s name is Neo. Neo-natal! Zing! Didn’t see that one coming did ya? I’ve been gestating that one for nine months. Got it out just in time too. My back was killing me! This Holographic Fetus Pendant looks like it’s sucking some serious Matrix tit-ee milk!

Disturbing Raven Skeleton Prop

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Raven Skeleton Prop
How would you like to have this Raven Skeleton Prop squawking at you all day long? I would love it. Doesn’t bother me. I’ll just flip it the bird and be on my way. Flipping a bird the bird. This is one bird that will never again say “Nevermore“. But it will always look angry, like it can’t decide whether it wants to take a massive dump or attack you. Which is probably why I like it.

Weird Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant

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Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant
This Alien Hardwood Gemstone Pendant is based on Sacred Geometry, whatever that means. I’m TLTG. Too lazy to google. Not sure if it’s supposed to keep aliens away or what, but I’m not falling for it. I’m pretty sure this is nothing more than a human tracker. If I wear this, the aliens are going to know where I am at all times and probably know exactly when my butt is dilated enough for their probing.