This Paranormal Cookie Cutter Set gives you a UFO, Bigfoot and the Loch Ness Monster. Now you can build an entire cookie army of each. I heard that if you leave Bigfoot cookies and milk he leaves you presents. That’s Santa you idiot! Nah, I’ve seen it myself. I left cookies and milk on the porch last week and he left a big steaming pile of- You really are an idiot. Yeah, but an idiot who will be spared during the Bigfoot uprising.
Tag: strange
Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer
Of Course I’ll have some tea. Fill it up till you can’t see the bat anymore. This Black and Gold Bat Teacup and Saucer is soooo Gothic Chic. Absolutely batty. I like that little piece of chocolate they put on the saucer. I’ll have some more of those please. What do you mean I only get one? You ever seen a flying saucer lady? You about to see a flying cup and saucer if you don’t give me my damn chocolate!
Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies
Normally spiders would keep me away from cookies, but I think I’ll make an exception for these Spider Chocolate Covered OREO Cookies. Yum. The spider means extra protein. Give these to trick or treaters this Halloween? Are you crazy? They can buy their own. There’s only enough for me.
Behold The Power Of The Cthulhu Tiki Mug
This Cthulhu Tiki Mug is pretty awesome. It is based on the works of H.P. Lovecraftbeer. This porcelain mug will let you drink all night long like the elder God himself, getting your mouth-tentacles all frothy and foamy. This is a must for any Cthulhu fan. It’s also a must for anyone who wants to get their drink on, like me.
The Stones Have Eyes!
The Stones have eyes! Have you seen that movie? Me either, but now I know it’s true. Well, all of the Stones have eyes, it’s true, except Keith Richards, who is all robot now. Is it just me or do these rocks look slightly… stoned? Anyway, they look weird and cool and they have eyes. They are ready to rock! Granite, they can’t really see you, but they will look cool on your shelf. I thought I saw a cobweb on one. Does that mean they have web-site? So many rock jokes, so little time. Anywho, get yourself some cool rocks with eyes.
One final joke. How are these stones like a Camaro? Eye-roc. Get it? I’m so sorry…