You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.
Tag: strange
Awesome Gothic 3D Vampire Bat Mug
You know you are a serious vampire when you drink from this Vampire Bat Mug. You slam this thing on the table and everyone knows it. Especially the guy whose fingers you just broke. Look at those wings wrapping around the mug under that crescent moon. Good for both goth and cold beverages. Haha. Goth and cold. I’m such a joker. Bartender, give me another and fill it to the top of the wings!
3D Skull Ice Cube Mold Tray Makes 4 Giant Skulls
Drinks just don’t taste right without some giant skulls in them. These are great for Whiskey, Cocktail(Giggling at cocktail), Iced Coffee, Iced Tea, Fruit Juice, Punch, Soda and more! I would fill this Skull ice cube mold tray with colorful fruits and water to make the skulls look all pretty and artful. You can make chocolate and jello skulls too. DI Y didn’t I think of this sooner? I need this.
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Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba
The end is nigh. First we had the eclipse of 2017 and if that wasn’t enough, check out another sign of the end times. A weird-ass monkey pig hybrid born in Cuba. I really wish that what happened in Cuba stayed in Cuba cuz this thing is freaky to look at. Makes me feel all weird. It’s a pig with the face of a chimp and only one eye. Cyclops Pig Chimp! CyChimp Pig. PigClops Monkey! A Pork-Chimp!
*Charlton Heston voice* A planet where apes evolved from pigs?
WTF nature! Why you do me like that? I was eating lunch when I saw this.
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Hilarity Evolved – Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion
The Poop Emoji Whoopee Cushion is an old classic updated for the modern age. It is a whoopee cushion that looks like the poop emoji. So when you put it on someone’s chair, they are not only going to make a fart noise so you can point and laugh, they are also sitting on poop. Now that’s what I call some high tech, modern innovation. It’s a gag that never gets old. It just gets more poop themed.