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Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights

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Sexy and Educational Anatomy Tights
Damn girl! Your anatomy is looking tight in those anatomy tights! Sorry if I’m staring. I’m just trying to learn about the body. Mind if I rub my hand all over these images? I’m a very textile learner. What? Oh I meant tactile. Wait, did you smack me cuz I don’t know english or because I was being a perv? Doesn’t really matter at this point. What have I learned from this situation? Well, if I deciphered your tights correctly, I learned that you have a nice hippocampus and I’d really like to enroll there. No? I stand by my interpretation.

Your legs have given me much food for thought and now I’m off to other adventures.

Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays For Your Wall

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Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays For Your Wall
Hmmmm. I have a dead bird and I also have a vintage tray. What kind of art project could I possibly make and throw up on Etsy? I know. I’ll stick the dead bird on the tray so that people can hang it on their wall. It’s quick and kinda Christ-like. The seller offers these Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays in either a silver or a gold tray. Pro tip: Looks best in trailers, right next to your gun rack and looks really great if you are living out of the inside of a U-Haul truck.
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Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits

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Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits
Check these out. What nice Victorian portraits. So quaint and sweet and- What the sh*t! They’re zombies! These Holographic Victorian Zombie Portraits go from mild mannered to undead in an instant. You get 4 portraits of this creepy Victorian Addams Family: lady, gentleman, child and grandparents. They all change into rotted corpses, skulls or evil creatures. The family that slays together stays together I guess.
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Skull and Bones Tea Infuser For Terrifying Tea Time

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Skull and Bones Tea Infuser
Normally anything with a skull and bones is going to make the last tea that you ever drink, but in this case your tea should be safe to drink. The Skull and Bones Tea Infuser is a spooky skull shaped tea infuser that brews up a nice cup of tea and keeps things nice and creepy. When you’re done brewing, rest the skull on the handy crossbones to prevent messes. Waiter, there’s a skull in my tea!

Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture – The Wiping Dead

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Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture - The Wiping Dead
Wow. Zombie Toilet Paper Art Sculpture. I don’t know anything about art, but I know what I like. And this ain’t it. I had no idea that ZP was such a problem, but apparently the torn anuses and tattered taints of a thousand victims tell another story. No way. If this is all I have, I ain’t wiping. I’ll just have mud-butt thank you.

Beware the wiping dead. Squeeze the Charmin? This Charmin squeezes you! With teeth!