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Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair

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Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair
What. In. The. F*ck! So I saw this today. Can’t unsee it either. I tried washing my eyes out with bleach too. Then I couldn’t stop thinking about it, so I poured bleach in my ears, hoping to burn it from my mind. Still seeing it in my head, but now I also feel woozy. So it’s a fetus. Also a chair. Giant Stuffed Fetus Chair. A fetus of what though? I have no clue. Sit on it, sleep with it, hang out with it all day long if you want. You will have the biggest fetus around.

Fetus! It’s the new futon. He’s very scared of the vacuum for some reason.
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Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion

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Ghost Filmed At Historic North Carolina Mansion
While visiting a historic palace in North Carolina, (because aren’t they fancy pants?) a pair of tourists filmed a ghost while making a Snapchat video. Even though I thought snapchat was just a place where teens could make long distance pinky-promises and put kissy stickers on videos.

Danielle Hyde and Savanna Brown were exploring the Palace and thought everything was cool until a cousin sent her a message saying there was a ghost in the footage. To which they no doubt replied, “A go- go- go-ghost?”

Sure enough, there is a woman clad in period clothing walking past a doorway in the back of the video. Not like “period” clothing. I have no idea if ghosts still have their monthly. Clothing appropriate to the era is what I’m saying. The ghost looks like she’s carrying a basket full of ghostly sammiches to some other ghosts so they can have a ghost picnic.

via Daily Mail

Mesmerizing Alien Pendants

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Mesmerizing Alien Pendants
Themoonbeams makes some really cool and Mesmerizing Alien Pendants. Or as I like to call them, alien abduction badges. Wearing these things is like jumping up and down and saying, “Me! Me! Pick me!” Then they do. They beam you up, then beam you down with a sore pooper and no preperation H.

These pendants do look pretty cool though. So shiny. But I’m not gonna get suckered in. They are pretty hypnotising though. Pretty colors…

*Wakes up on an alien ship.*

Oh f*ck!
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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers

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Zombie Hands Pathway Markers
These Zombie Hands Pathway Markers will light the way, but do you dare follow the path? I know I don’t want my ankles grabbed by zombie hands! Which, ironically, is what several girlfriends have told me in bed. I must have weird hands. Anyway, these zombie hands will light your way and look nice and creepy in your yard. They go well with these zombie head path markers too.
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Grow Yourself Some Sexy Woman-Shaped Peppers

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Grow Yourself Some Sexy Woman-Shaped Peppers
I have no idea what the hell is going on here, but I like it. I like it a lot. Apparently some mad scientist has created a seed that will let you grow some peppers that are shaped like sexy woman bodies. I call it the “Pervy Pepper”. It is one voluptuous vegetable. Sexy time and gardening collide at long last. I’m gonna grow a bunch and dress them in little bikinis so I can impress my neighbors. Not this one though cuz damn!