Is This Creature a Skinwalker? I have no idea. The video showed up on some dude’s Facebook page and he thinks it might be a cryptid or a skinwalker. The creature looks like it might have a trunk like an elephant, also might be a drunk bigfoot. It’s hard to tell thanks to this guy shaking the camera. Pro tip: Don’t quit meth until after you get the video, cuz withdrawal is a biatch and I can’t see cuz of your shaky 92 year old nerves. I’m just assuming. Also, don’t open your loud-ass car door and scare the thing off. It’s cuz of guys like this that we have no evidence of these creatures.
P.S. I thought I saw bong smoke when the door opened, but not sure. Which makes no sense cuz that would calm the shakes.
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Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring – Wow Bob Wow
This Twin Peaks Owl Cave Ring is all well and good, until “Jade give two rides” and you find your arm going numb soon after. Dougie doesn’t like this! The pain! The pain! Then next thing you know some FBI agent shoots through a power outlet and you find yourself in the red room, where Mike tells you that you were created for a purpose, the proceeds to pop your head and take the golden orb that is your soul.
So basically, don’t wear the owl ring people. Never a good idea. The owls are not what they seem.
Cool and Creepy Zombie Apocalypse Ring
Celebrate the Zombie Apocalypse with this Zombie Apocalypse Ring. Give it your your zombie girl and get engaged. Just try not to break her brittle finger when putting it on. It shows a whole bunch of graves with zombies rising out of the ground. With this ring I thee wed. Now that I think about it, marriage is like a zombie apocalypse. Everything is scary at first and there’s a lot of action. Then you just talk in grunts and are generally just slobs drooling everywhere.
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Alien Facehugger Bracelet
In space no one can hear you scream. Or accessorize. But wear this Alien Facehugger Bracelet anyway cuz it is awesome. It is just filled with Facehuggers in search of a face, but finding only a wrist. It comes in two styles. One for men and one for women. You might also like this Alien Xenomorph chokers.
Bigfoot Playing Cards
Bigfoot Playing Cards. Deal me in son! BAM! *Smacks cards on the table* Full house, Yetis high! Yeah, well I got a Sasquatch straight, which is better than a Sasquatch flush cuz we all know that Sasquatch don’t flush. And if he does, he just clogs the toilet. Deal ’em again. I may not have a good hand, but I got a “Big foot”. *Cackling laughter followed by the sound of a tooth falling onto the table.* Keep dealing. I’m having so many sightings I’m about to get my own Bigfoot show. Yuck yuck yuck!
You see how fun Bigfoot Playing Cards are? Forget hunting the dude and just enjoy a card game already.
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