Sex Ghost Haunts Reality Show

Sex Ghost Haunts Reality Show
Two British athletes starring on a reality show are claiming that a sex ghost is haunting their hotel rooms. British paralympian Kadeena Cox and retired rugby star Gareth Thomas are two of the celebrities competing on “The Jump”. I know, I never heard of it either. Famous people compete in snow sports and jump things. Or something. But shizz got real. During the episode, Cox reportedly asked for a new room after being sexually violated by a ghost. Excuse me for 5 minutes while I giggle at the name. Cox! Hahahahha. Okay, I’m back.

Anyway, Cox “was penetrated” by a ghost.

“She had a ghost going in and out of her. She had a sleep thing,” he said, according to the Sun. “She wishes it were a person… It was going in and out of her body.”

Sounds like you have a serious case of disembodied ghost weiner. Who ya gonna call? Seriously, I’m guessing it is a case of sleep-wanking, pure and simple. Happens to me a lot. Sometimes you don’t remember. Sometimes it is a ghost and they never call you back. Or they get too clingy and get in bed every night for a week, until you say you have a headache. I don’t know why I waited a week, okay? That’s not the point.
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Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates

Human Anatomy Fine China - Skull, Heart and Brain Plates
Young man, you are not getting up from that table until you clean that plate and I can see the heart! *Sigh* Yes mom. These Human Anatomy Fine China – Skull, Heart and Brain Plates are creepy, kooky and maybe even ooky. They are classic and classy and maybe a little sassy. Best of all it looks like your grandmother’s china. You know, if your grandmother had a few corpses in the closet. Eat up and reveal the surprise beneath your food.
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Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack

Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack
Freddy and Jason sittin’ in a tree, K I S S I N G… *Freddy locates my with dream GPS and whistles to Jason, saying “here is the no good ^%$&*U that’s makin’ fun of us. Freddy holds me down while Jason swings the machete! I wake up.* Damn, that was close. Can’t you guys take a joke? Anyway, I love you guys as the Horror Freddy and Jason VYNL Figure 2-Pack. Lookin’ super cute guys. Are we cool now? I hope so. I should really learn to stop making fun of horror dudes.
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That’s Gross – Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway

That's Gross - Thousands Of Slime Eels Spill Onto Highway
Police in Oregon were in a slimy and sticky situation on Thursday. Also an icky situation. That’s cuz a truck carrying 7,500 pounds of live hagfish spilled its contents onto the highway and over everyone else’s cars. I was there man! You don’t know! You have no idea!

No humans were injured, but everything was slimy as hell. Also nasty and squirmy. Pfft! You haven’t been in an eel accident until a truck full of electric eels crashes and electrocutes everyone in sight. Maybe this guy was there.
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Sound Activated Haunted Talking Doll

Haunted Talking Doll
This Haunted Talking Doll is real freakfest. Like Freakfest 2017. Get your tickets and enjoy the show. This sound activated doll says things like “Come play with me.” or “I’m watching you.” or “You drop me and I broke and that made me angry.” My advice is, don’t make it angry. It will haunt you, your life and your dreams. Have fun with that.

It looks like it spent the last 200 years in a haunted house and now it will make your house haunted. Not as bad as this though.
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