These travel bags from Etsy seller creatureog are kinda scary and spooky. You carry a bag like this and people will think you are a witch, or a gypsy. Me, I don’t rush to judgement.
What about that time you outed a witch at the grocery store?
Yeah well she got like $700 in groceries for $1.98. Tell me that wasn’t witchcraft!
They were filming Extreme Couponing for TLC.
Witchcraft! And if you say otherwise I’ll burn you at the stake!
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The bats in the belfry and the silver spoon… I think I have that song wrong. Whatevs. I saw these sexy bat stockings and thought of you. You know who you are. That sexy sultry creepbay reader just laying on the sofa in a super model pose, wondering what the crazy creepbay writer will say next. I thought you would look lovely in these. You’ll like them so much that you will send me some fan mail. We’ll laugh. We’ll cry. *shhhhh. Just let me continue.* We will be swept away in emotion….
Then we would have a blind date and I would find out that you are a 600 man wearing sexy bat stockings and stretching them to their limit. You tell me how much you love the website and I puke in my mouth. Then on the table. Then the waiter would ask the two fat guys sitting awkwardly in silence for their order. I would excuse myself and escape. Then go home and cry.
Yeah, so let’s keep things professional here. I just thought you gals would like these. No need to thank me. No need for fan mail. *Shudders. Drinks some alcohol. Pukes a little.* We’re all just friends here.
These Scary Layered Silhouette Necklaces from CuriologyJewellery are pretty cool. I wish I could create cool stuff like this, but I work in “crayons and glue on the paper plate” medium. Occasionally I dabble in glitter on glue. And even though I’ve won several awards from the local kindergartens, I don’t let it get to my head.
These are perfect for Halloween or just everyday wear. Nothing wrong with that.
Get yourself a pair of Vintage Orange Prison Coveralls and just walk around the neighborhood. Then let me know what happens. If you are still a free man after 5 minutes, I’ll buy you a drink. One of those girly ones with the umbrellas. If you aren’t, then I’ll smuggle you something inside a birthday cake. That something is diabetes.
Don’t wear a pink mask with it while holding a knife. And get yourself some shoes! Orange is the new black y’all! No it’s not, but orange you glad to see me?
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If you want to look like a mad scientist cut you up and stitched you back together, check out these Frankenstein Monster Stitches Tights. They are scary sexy. They’ll leave you in stitches. For real.
These are perfect for cosplay or just for everyday wear when you want to look like a leggy monster. Who doesn’t want to look like a leggy monster?