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Dinosaur Rings

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Dinosaur Rings
These dinosaur rings are ready to get on your fingers and fight to the death. ROooooooooaaaaarrrrrr! Do I make a convincing dinosaur? Aside from my prehensile tail I mean. Did they even have that? Who knows. This has been another fun game brought to you by my lack of education in the public school system.

Fun fact: I almost wrote pubic school system and giggled a little. Then I ate a PB & J sandwich and here we are. Where were we? Oh yeah. Dinosaur rings. It’s what we would all be deep frying instead of onions if they had never gone extinct. But they did, so we don’t. Dinosaurs I mean. Not onions. Onions are still here.

No need to cry about it.

I’m not. Just chopping onions.

Cool.

Evil Clown Skull Heels

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Evil Clown Heels
Evil Clown Skull Heels. Nice shoes Bozo! Surprisingly they are not huge like clown shoes. According to the seller they are technically “evil clown shoes with glitter soles”. But no souls of their own until they take yours. Through your feet, which will look like a carnival of horrors.

I’m pretty sure the devil wears these. Not Prada. But won’t know until I check the wife’s shoe collection.

Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse

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Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse
Hey ladies! Carry all of your lady stuff in this Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse. *Removing my arms from my shirt sleeves and putting them into my shirt. Flapping away like crazy and making bat noises as I try to escape.* Just call me Bat-Dini! Who? No not Houdini. And not Who-dini either. That’s an owl thing I do when I’m bored in bed.

Anyway, this awesome bat purse is awesome. Flappin’ awesome. Like wing flappin’ and teeth sinking into your neck awesome. Make sure you carry it upside down during the day, cuz it needs sleep.
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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes

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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!

I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Chicken Handbag: Fashion Most Fowl

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chicken purse
Next up on the rooster is this freaky accessory. Are you too chicken to carry this Chicken Handbag? Be brave. Trade in your clutch for a Cluck. Trade in your hand bag for a hen bag. No harm no fowl! In fact, this is how I like to carry the eggs home from the store. Most people get eggs OUT of chickens, I likes to put ’em back in.

Did I miss any puns? I mean, it is an egg-cellent bag. What the cluck? It sports an awesome free-range design and it won’t ruffle your feathers.

That’s it. It’s all I got. It’s also good for carrying your KFC home after a long day, which is wrong, but I don’t care.
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