Um…. WTF! This Weird Foot Creature With Dripping Mucus Action is messed up. It’s has a foot body, with snot dripping from two holes, there’s a head on the other side with more toys coming out from under the chin and the thing has feet of it’s own. Either this is a thing that actually exists or I just started randomly tripping balls. Both of those things are possible. Either way, I just want it to end.
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Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket
Damn that sh*t is stylish! It works the runway and folks runaway! This Furry and Googly Eyed Monster Jacket ate up that woman’s entire torso. I bet it won’t stop until it eats up those dolphin-toe shorts. She looks like she’s in a police lineup next other normally dressed perps and hearing some dude say, “Yeah, that’s the furry motha f**ker right there!” Monster torso is all the rage this year. And every year obviously.
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Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays For Your Wall
Hmmmm. I have a dead bird and I also have a vintage tray. What kind of art project could I possibly make and throw up on Etsy? I know. I’ll stick the dead bird on the tray so that people can hang it on their wall. It’s quick and kinda Christ-like. The seller offers these Dead Birds On Vintage Serving Trays in either a silver or a gold tray. Pro tip: Looks best in trailers, right next to your gun rack and looks really great if you are living out of the inside of a U-Haul truck.
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Well Presented But Unlucky Leprechaun Hands
You try to steal my gold and I’ll cut yer damn hands off ya little bearded hoarder! I’m guessing that was the warning this Leprechaun was given shortly before his hands left his body. This little guy is never gonna touch a coin coin ever again. Is it just me or does the right hand look bigger? That must have been his luck leprechaun masturbation hand. That’s another thing he’s never gonna do again. And for that I actually feel sad for him. Those are some very unlucky leprechaun hands.
Freaky Monkey Pig Born In Cuba
The end is nigh. First we had the eclipse of 2017 and if that wasn’t enough, check out another sign of the end times. A weird-ass monkey pig hybrid born in Cuba. I really wish that what happened in Cuba stayed in Cuba cuz this thing is freaky to look at. Makes me feel all weird. It’s a pig with the face of a chimp and only one eye. Cyclops Pig Chimp! CyChimp Pig. PigClops Monkey! A Pork-Chimp!
*Charlton Heston voice* A planet where apes evolved from pigs?
WTF nature! Why you do me like that? I was eating lunch when I saw this.
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