Tag: yummy

Ugly Christmas Sweater Cookies

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ugly christmas sweater cookiesThese ugly Christmas sweater cookies seem to be sold out right now, but if you ask the seller they might make you some. I don’t think they’re ugly. They look delicious. I think I have some of those exact ones.

Hopefully they don’t taste like my sweater. Booze and regret mixed with a bunch of meh and a touch of bah humbug. Nah, I’m just kidding. I’m just bummed I can’t eat all of these sugary sweaters. Also bummed that when I add water to my current sweater and wring her out, no more booze. I guess it’s back to the store for me.

Nice Slices: Pizza Leggings

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pizza leggings
These Pizza Leggings from Etsy seller eatmeclothing(Hey, what’d you say to me) are cheesy and hot. My two favorite food things. Girl, you got some fine pizza legs! Why don’t you put one slice in front of the other and c’mon over here. nom nom nom. Hey, these just taste like leggings! Sorry about all the holes. I’ll patch those with pepperoni if you want. I think I have some sausage around here too. Now, where is that needle and thread? No, you’ll be alright. Just stay away from stray dogs.
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Soylent Green Snack Pack: It Really Is Made Out Of People

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soylent greenHow about that? It turns out that Soylent Green really is made out of people. Bulbous-nosed green people, who come four in a pack. Click through for more images and a bonus video of Charlton Heston warning us about this popular snack.
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