Author: Artemis Winterford

Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel

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Ghost Girl Photographed at the Stanley Hotel
A family visiting a haunted hotel in Colorado think that they photographed the ghost of a little girl standing on a staircase. It sure looks like a ghost to me. This image was taken during a ‘spirit tour’ at the Stanley Hotel. You may know that name cuz it was the inspiration for Stephen King’s The Shining. Anyway, they looked at their photos later and found the ghost.

But that ghost isn’t the only odd thing in this photo. Is that woman on the right going to have a bath? She’s got her towel on her arm like”Hot damn, I’m gonna take a bath in this haunted biatch!” Also, look at the blurry guy on the top of the stairs. Where are his legs and feet? Kinda looks naked.

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So Sexy – Nostril Hair Extensions

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So Sexy - Nostril Hair Extensions
If you think there’s nothing sexier than eyelash extensions, and they make your heart go all pitter-patter, get ready for the sexiest hair extensions ever. Of the nostril variety. Oh baby! Those nostril hair extensions are getting me all weak in the knees. At least, until the inevitable booger makes it way into those nose-lashes, or a spider makes it’s web in there.

Seriously, that’s enough humans. You’re drunk, de-evolve!

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Headshot – Suicidal Zombie Drinking Mug

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Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug
This Headshot Zombie Drinking Mug is the perfect addition to your kitchen or bar. Hey Zombie, you’re doing it wrong. You’re supposed to point the gun and fire, not shove the whole damn gun in your head. Go home, you’re drunk… Out of… This mug is built tough as the undead with a stainless steel rim and a willingness to end it all anyway he can.

Bake Some Skulls- Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan

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Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan
Cakelets. Is that what we are calling cute little cakes now? I approve. This Haunted Skull Cakelet Pan will let you make skull cakes, which coincidentally is my pet name for any emaciated animal I see in the park. C’mere skull cakes. C’mere boy. Cuz you can see his skull. Anyway, put some frosting on ’em and they’ll look just like those women who cake their makeup on super thick,only these won’t talk about Starbucks all day and make duck lips.

Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch

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Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch's Clutch
This Halloween Handbag- Night Flight Sparkly Witch’s Clutch is great for a *itch or a witch, or just a nice lady. So I guess I basically have no point whatsoever. It has witches, spiders and bats and is sparkly. This is what the sophisticated woman about town uses on Halloween night to collect her candy. It probably holds like ten full sized Snickers bars.