The Let’s Get Monster Smashed: Horror Movie Drinks for a Killer Time Book is a horror movie inspired cocktail book that will scare you with sheer grossness. It will teach you to make gross-looking but delicious party drinks. And it all comes wrapped up in an ’80s VHS package. It has 55 recipes spread across 5 chapters (shots, gelatin, punches, special fx, and non-alcoholic) all inspired by classic pulp horror movies of the ’80s and ’90s. Let’s get gross up in here and make some drinks.
Author: Artemis Winterford
This Frankenstein Mug Has One Ugly Mug
Holy horror Batman! That is one ugly puss! But enough about your cat. This Frankenstein Mug looks like the meanest and ugliest drill sergeant in the world. “Get down and give me 40 pushups you maggots and move like you just got re-animated.” He looks pretty grumpy. I guess I would be pretty grumpy too, if I had bolts in my head. And bloodshot eyes. And staples in my head. Yeah, the dude has several reasons to grump it up. But he won’t say a word when you grab him by the handle and take a drink.
Creepy Hands With Lanterns For Your Wall
It’s Halloween all year long with these Creepy Hands With Lanterns. But that’s only cuz I’m too lazy to redecorate. Forget boring old wall sconces. Ghostly hands reaching out from the walls is way better. And way more terrifying. These undead lifesize hands come in a set of two and hold a battery-operated candle You can also hang your keys from them and stuff.
LEGO UFO Abduction Set – The Truth Is Out There
Because it is never too early to teach your kids about the horror that is alien abduction, you can do so with this LEGO UFO Abduction Set. The focus of this set is to protect the farmer from being abducted by the alien UFO. As your child is building it you can talk with them about things like missing time, butt probing stuff, tractor beams and regression therapy. It should be a productive little project that you can both share in.
Get Your Hands On This Ouija Board Latex Dress
This Ouija Board Latex Dress is tight! Let me get my planchette and rub it all over those curves. No wait, I’m think I’m getting a message from beyond. Hold still women. Stop wiggling around! Damn! Now I’ll never get the answer to my question. What was your question? Two questions actually. Is this board a portal to a magical and mystical world and how do I get inside? *SMACK* Ow! Guess I deserved that.