Hey, what time is it? Time to lift up your cranium and check the time! This Memento Mori Skull Clock is a cool and creepy way to check the time. What? You need to know the time? Let me just lift up this skull and find out for you. What do you mean you have to leave? I thought we were having fun. What do you mean you don’t feel safe here? Man, I have no idea what’s up with my so-called friends. Some people just don’t appreciate a cool clock.
Author: Artemis Winterford
Tarot Card Pendants
Take it from me ladies, you are going to look smashing wearing these Tarot Card Pendants. I know cuz I read your fortune. You are also going to meet a tall, dark, handsome man. It’s probably that guy who checked you out earlier. He’s a keeper. But he will hog the blankets at night. And chew with his mouth open. I know, I know, I see a lot of useless stuff, but it’s all true cuz my imagination powers the cards and the crystal ball. Oh and he also will never cook for you or clean, but seriously, he’s the one. I promise. You won’t regret it.
I’m hoping if I put that out there, one of you will run into me and settle for me, so I have it made. Okay, so who is gonna be my sugar mama?
You’ve Created a Monster! Dress-Up Magnet Set
The You’ve Created a Monster! Dress-Up Magnet Set lets you create a monster worthy of a mad scientist. Create your monsters, put them on your fridge or any other metal surface, then wait for lightning to strike and bring them to life. It’s alive! It’s alive! You can make your own horror story with these cool magnets.
Some parts include: Giant Squid, Harpy, Dragon, Vampire Bat, Count Dracula, Frankenstein’s Monster, with even more monster heads, bodies, and accessories. Mix and match them to make something horrible. Then display it for all to see.
Embroidered Spider Web Necklace
Looking for a cute necklace cuz you are a spider-loving spider queen? Look no further than this Embroidered Spider Web Necklace. You know that Spider-Man would get one for his main spider squeeze and if it’s good enough for him, it’s good enough for all of us. Are you enamored with it? Embroidered by it? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious that I don’t know how to use words. But I know a cool necklace when I see one. You’re welcome.
Tentacles Of Terror – Kraken Bookends
I really need to get kraken on my reading. Get it? These Kraken Bookends will help me keep my books organized. Look at that tentacle just attacking that ship and breaking it in half. I bet he flexed his tentacle muscles afterward too, like “Yeah son! That’s what’s up! You just got krakalacka kracked! Boo-Ya!”