The Raven Pop-Up Book

The Raven Pop-Up Book
Say “nevermore” to other pop-up books! This The Raven Pop-Up Book is where it’s at. And by “it” I mean lots and lots of ravens. Just guessing based on the title. It’s by famous author Edgar Allan Pop-Up.

Reminds me of my first pop-up book as a child. Mom started reading and I’m all like, Whoa… I thought this was a pop-up book.

She’s all like, It is honey-bunny. Now pay attention.

And I was all like, No you pay attention mom. Pop-up book implies popcorn. I thought it was a book that provided it’s own snack. Now where’s the hidden Jiffy Pop in this thing and how do you activate it?

Oh, a child’s imagination. I burned that book on the stove until I was sure no popcorn was coming out. Also, until the nice firemen arrived.
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Light-Up Zombie Head Pathway Markers

Light-Up Zombie Head Pathway Markers
*Singing to “You light up my life”.* Youuuuu light up my pathhhhh. I kick your headssss. Cuz you’re undeadddddd. These Light-Up Zombie Head Pathway Markers make an awesome statement along any path in your yard. That statement is: No zombie bastid better mess with me, cuz I’ll put lights in your eye sockets and decorate my driveway with your skull. Your friends too.

Perfect for Halloween. Also perfect for the zombie apocalypse, since those undead freaks will know to stay away.

Giant Plesiosaur Plush – The Plush Ness Monster

Giant Plesiosaur Plush - The Plush Ness Monster
This Giant Plesiosaur Plush is just the kind of thing you can cuddle with in bed and pretend that he’s taking you on an amazing journey through the sea. I mean loch. Whatever! Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Is it okay if I pee in the water buddy? Cool, cuz I just did.

You’ll know for sure that the Loch Ness Monster is real every time you see this in your home. I know he’s real. The internet told me and that is one friend that never lies.

Giant Plesiosaur Plush - The Plush Ness Monster

Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends

Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends
Hey Pondering Skeleton Sculptural Bookends. Whatcha pondering? The meaning of death? The debate about whether milk actually builds strong bones or not? Maybe you’re wondering why you are all bones, but have huge bright eyes? You keep ponderin’ and wonderin’ skeletons. Don’t let anyone stop you.

They look like they are really wrapped up in whatever you are saying to them, which I like. You don’t say? Oh my! Tell me more. Gonna get me a pair and talk to these guys. That will be less weird than talking to myself. Just a little bit less weird.

Crazy Alien Abduction Prank

alien prankThis is two videos of an alien abduction prank by some wannabe Steven Spielbergs. It’s not very well done. It doesn’t even happen like that in real life. Except for the guy being taken by the tractor beam. That happens all the time. But aliens don’t just scare the hell out of you and then laugh with you about it afterwards. Well, I mean, sometimes they do. Crazy bastards. Okay, I admit, I kinda miss those rectally obsessed freaks.
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