
Say “nevermore” to other pop-up books! This The Raven Pop-Up Book is where it’s at. And by “it” I mean lots and lots of ravens. Just guessing based on the title. It’s by famous author Edgar Allan Pop-Up.
Reminds me of my first pop-up book as a child. Mom started reading and I’m all like, Whoa… I thought this was a pop-up book.
She’s all like, It is honey-bunny. Now pay attention.
And I was all like, No you pay attention mom. Pop-up book implies popcorn. I thought it was a book that provided it’s own snack. Now where’s the hidden Jiffy Pop in this thing and how do you activate it?
Oh, a child’s imagination. I burned that book on the stove until I was sure no popcorn was coming out. Also, until the nice firemen arrived.
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This is two videos of an alien abduction prank by some wannabe Steven Spielbergs. It’s not very well done. It doesn’t even happen like that in real life. Except for the guy being taken by the tractor beam. That happens all the time. But aliens don’t just scare the hell out of you and then laugh with you about it afterwards. Well, I mean, sometimes they do. Crazy bastards. Okay, I admit, I kinda miss those rectally obsessed freaks.