Look at the eyes on this creepy little demonic elf night light. You will never sleep again once you are under his hypnotic and terrifying gaze. He is either a demon or an elf version of Iron Man, complete with a light-up arc reactor. You decide. $60 on Ebay.
Click through for a shot of it after dark.
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Now you can own Van Gogh’s ear. It looks all hairy and nasty. I hope it didn’t look like that when he cut it off and gave it to that chick that he loved. Damn Vincent. If that is your ear, your could have just sent her some pubes. At least that way you’d still hear her when she smacks you in the face and calls you a degenerate freak.
Not that I would know from experience or anything.
Teach that bubble-headed blonde bimbo, Barbie, a thing or two, by letting the air in her head heads hold you upright. Be like Ken and walk all over Barbie. These weird shoes are a staggering $264.99, but sadly are out of stock.
We will just have to work out our aggression toward Barbie by ripping some heads off on our own and stomping all over them.
The good thing about this can of Campbell’s Cream Of Chicken Feet Soup is that you can use one of the talons to open the can.
Uh, thanks mom, but I don’t need any soup. I’m feeling much better now. Your choice of grocery store items has induced vomiting. As usual. You go ahead and enjoy yourself.
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This Swizzle Stick Cocktail Hat will be the life of the party. Just $120. from Etsy seller lovemarigold. This hat puts some swizzle in your fashion sizzle. My nizzle.
I made a hat like this once too. Just kept sticking those sticks in my hair after every drink. Yeah, I like girly drinks. So what? You want to get a girl, you have to think like one. Even drink like one.
“But what about your purse?”
“That’s NOT a purse. It’s a messenger bag.”
“I saw makeup in there and-”
“You saw nothing!”
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