Category: Creep Wear

Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse

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Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse
Hey ladies! Carry all of your lady stuff in this Metallic Dark Purple Bat Purse. *Removing my arms from my shirt sleeves and putting them into my shirt. Flapping away like crazy and making bat noises as I try to escape.* Just call me Bat-Dini! Who? No not Houdini. And not Who-dini either. That’s an owl thing I do when I’m bored in bed.

Anyway, this awesome bat purse is awesome. Flappin’ awesome. Like wing flappin’ and teeth sinking into your neck awesome. Make sure you carry it upside down during the day, cuz it needs sleep.
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Garbage Pail Kids Flats

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Garbage Pail Kids Flats
Is your name Atom Bomb? Elaine Vein? Wally Tamale? These Garbage Pail Kids Flats are for you. They have Garbage Pail Kids printed all over them. Actually, these are for women. Sorry guys. You’ll have to find some GPK shoes elsewhere.
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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes

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Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes
Check out these cool Nightmare Before Christmas Clothes. The nightmare before Christmas is Christmas Eve. You can’t sleep, you can’t open anything. All you can do is lay awake, making your presents soooo much better in your head than they actually are. That’s the nightmare!

I would totally date Sally. The great thing about Sally is that no matter what you say, you’ll always have her in stitches.
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Steampunk Skull Purse

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Steampunk Skull Purse
Now you can keep your stuff inside of a shiny metal head. Which beats a shiny metal butt. This Steampunk Skull Purse will hold all of your stuff. It’s got all kinds of gears and whatnot and the head opens up all cool like.

I’m pretty sure this is one of my ex-girlfriends, cuz there’s nothing in that pretty head and you can see the gears moving, but still nothing but a vacant stare. Nobody’s home.
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Denture Eyeglass Frames

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Denture Eyeglass Frames
These Denture Eyeglass Frames have bite! I’d give my eye-teeth for ’em. I don’t know what the hell that means, but whatever. It makes sense here anyway. It’s from the same folks who made the denture bracelet. I sense a theme here. Their home must look like a dental nightmare.

I hear you can care for all of their products with some toothpaste and denture cream. My grandmother keeps buying this stuff including these Denture Eyeglass Frames. I’m all like, “Just because you have the fake teeth doesn’t mean you need matching accessories!” Just something to molar over ya old bat!
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