Cthulhu Cupcake Liners

Cthulhu Cupcake Liners
Cthulhu Cupcake Liners. For when you need some tentacles on your cupcakes. Speaking of which, doesn’t anybody knock around here? Caught me with my tentacles all over my cupcake. Now things are weird. Anyway, these cupcake liners have a cool passage around the side that you can read while fondling your cupcake. There’s nothing more embarrassing than having to buy a girl some cupcake liners in the grocery store. With wings? Without? Maxi? Mini? Too confusing.

24 Monster Coloring Book and Activity Book

24 Monster Coloring Book
Check out this 24 Monster Coloring Book. That’s a monster for every hour of the day. I know I’m gonna take the “Color a monster an hour” challenge. Already did my first cuz I just helped the wife put her makeup on. Ha ha ha. I kid. I kid. This cool book features monster masks, mazes, and coloring pages. Second childhood time peeps!
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Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket

Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket
If you love mythic creatures, you probably want to drape them over you at night and get warm and cozy. Sure that sounds wrong, but people just don’t understand. Well, this Mythical Creatures and Cryptid Skeleton Throw Blanket will cover you in crazy cryptids. Ohhhhh classy! So classy that it makes your weird interest in cryptids almost acceptable. Or so I’m hoping.
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Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal

Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal
It’s happening again! This Twin Peaks Microcassette Mini Journal is pretty cool. It’s a hardcover journal that replicates Dale Cooper’s microcassette recorder. Of course his journal would be covered in doughnuts and coffee. It has 192 lined pages and a mini-cassette bookmark! Now bring on the coffee and apple pie. I’ll meet you in the red room and we can all dance with the midget.

Needle Felted Tardigrades

Needle Felted Tardigrades
I’m no scientist, but I have the Internet. That’s how I know that Tardigrades are nature’s microscopic and indestructible killing machines. Killing you with cuteness. What grade do I give this Tardigrade? B+. Would have earned an A+ except that it was tardi. See me after class.

FrivolousForest has 2 needle felted versions of this strange and majestic creature that looks like nature’s vacuum. Are they cute? Sure, but also kinda nightmare fuel. I may be biased though, ever since a gypsy told me that I would die at the hands of a tardigrade 50 years from now. Been waiting and watching for him. I’m ready! I hope it isn’t wearing lace like these guys!
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